the professors secret part 4

who:chris dave neuron where:a starbug, hurtling away from blue dwarf at 500 miles an hour when:15 minutes after unknown   chris was about to tell them everything, and he couldn't do anything about it. chris began to speak "it was about midnight and i had just finished a bucket of fried chicken with 5 chilli salsa and my tounge started to burn, it felt like someone was using me to roast marshmellows, so i went to grab the water, but grabbed the o-clone formula instead,i spit it out straight away, but because i had alredy progarammed it to my genetic structure, it formed into another version of me using the spare lightbulbs on my floor." "well that explains me but what about the others" said lightbulb chris. "rustle, rustle" agreed lightbulb big pink tree. "i don't know" said chris. Then suddenly, chris sprang into life, grabbed the truth- ray and shined it on lightbulb chris. "How did you get me here?" said
chris. "i sneaked into your weapon room and set off your prototype z-bomb and set it off, thanks to your titanium walls, only you, Eric, the big pink tree and queen brittany were hurt, then we sneaked you on to a starbug and started making tracks." said lightbulb chris. chris then replied ok thats all i need, now get into the escape pod. chris then took a laser gun from his pocket, and pointed it at them, they all got in. "we'll be back, you haven't seen the last of us" said lightbulb queen brittany. chris said "well i can still warn everyone on blue dwarf for when you return". chris hit the escape pod button and it flew off. he then turned starbug around and started to fly it back to blue dwarf. " they may be gone, but the universe will never be fully protected fom the scumn of earth" said chris.                                             the end
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