Its like Dallas all over again...

Who:Joe Craggins
Where: Weird space
When: Non Aplicable
The giant spaceship pulled in the tiny blue midget. The midget
entered a cavernous hanger bay and dropped to the ground with a
bump. Joe started to get out of his seat when some kind of really
long slimy thing tapped on the windscreen leaving slime marks. Joe
opened a door and saw thousands of really weird looking cretures
at=round him. Some had no head and thousands of eyes, some had arms
on top of their head, some were crawling, some were rolling and one,
the one that tapped on the windscreen had that slimy thing as its
tail. One of the things rolled in front of Joe and sat down. A
really long and twisty ear extended from the things head and twisted
to face him. The top and bottem lobes form a sort of lip shape and
it began to speak "J" it made loud gasping sounds between each
letter "o--e--C--r--a--g--g--i--n--s--c--o--m--e--w--i--t--h--u--s."
The thing rolled off. He then started walking after it, wondering
where he was. They took him to a large room where there was a banana
shaped object in the middle of the room. The thing rolled up to the
object and rolled into button on the floor. The banana split and
formed a specially made seat for the thing. It rolled into it then
turned the end of the banna round to face Joe. It started pulsing
with energy. Joe turned round to run thorugh the door he came
through but found a solid wall. He was trapped.The banna fired
straight at his back.The blast propelled him strait through the
solid wall and the hull of the ship leaving a massive hole. He was
now in weird space without a spacesuit. But before he could panic
the blast propelled him strait into a star. Joe blinked. There was
soft linen round him. He pushed himself up and found himself in a
late 20th century style bed. Bizzarly he was a woman complete with
flowing long hair and "all the trimmings". He felt them before
reading the name on his pyjammas, Pam. "Okay...." he said to himself
in a Texas accent. He head the sound of running water and went to
investigate. There was silouete of a man showering he open the door
and found Micheal Jackson fully clothed. Micheal starting singing "A
ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
Ring ding
Baa-Baa" Then Joe fainted. He woke up in the cockpit of the Blue
Midget with the time device saying New Wales 2106 and the burning up
in the planets atmosphere. Joe pulled the parachute cord and ejected
from the Blue Midget. He could see alot of people running about
below him. He saw two people directly below him and tried to aim for
them, mistaking them to be Welsh. He landed on top of the two
people. "OW! Whos that?" said Jessie and another voice said "Ow!"
that he didn't recognise that he was later introduced as Jeffrey
Dodge.
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notes: don't ask where this came from... Jessie and Jeffrey Dodge, I
couldn't decide which of you I wanted to land on so I landed on you
both, lol