Blue Dwarf

Allie Fletcher made her way into the Blue Dwarf. It
was very deserted, but there was a good number of
people onboard.
Allie found a screen. "Hello? Computer?" she said to
it.
Holly's head appeared on the screen. "Yes? Do I know
you?"
"I'm Allie Fletcher, the new Console Officer
onboard."
"Well, hello Allie," the computer replied. "I'm
Holly, Blue Dwarf's computer. I have an IQ of 6,000."
"Yes, vey nice," Allie mumbled. "Uh, can you tell me
where I'm to report to?"
"I can, but it won't do ya no good," Holly answered.
"The Captain, the Commander, and all the superior
officers are on shore leave, then they are going to a
tribunal to decide whether or not the Captain is fit
to be Captain. No one's gonna be around for a while."
"A tribunal for the Captain?" Allie said. "Oh good,
I'm already overcome with the competence of the crew."
"Hey, if you don't like it, you can smeg off," Holly
snapped at her.
Allie gaped at the head. "How dare you?!"
"Look, I'm busy," Holly told the hologram. "Take
your complaining elsewhere." The head disappeared.
Allie grunted with agitation, and stormed off to
find someone to complain to.
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