The sex-maniac Pancake is back!

Who: Justin Pancake
Where: Landing bay
When: After Justin was sedated, and after the team went to Engineering
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Keto peered into his kit, reaching a hand in and pulling out an ointment, but at the look on Harris' face, he glared back, returning the ointment to its correct location carefully, taking out a syringe and filling it with a sedative, flicking the end of it briefly before walking over to Justin and stabbing him in the ass with it, the latter promptly collapsing on the floor.
"Well thank you." said Katrina, smiling at Chris.
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Keto and Harris' team had long gone to Engineering, leaving the landing bay mostly empty apart from some lesser-known crewmembers milling about trying to recover things and people from crashed Starbugs.
It was when a Blue Midget almost landed on top of him that Justin woke up again, with a headache.
His genitals still throbbed from being crushed, something that he was realising he would have to live with for a while. It was going to put a crimp on his sex-life, but as most people seemed to despise him so much it wouldn't really matter. As long as he didn't have to use the little fella.
Speaking of little fellas, he sat up and noticed a small midget to the left of him. It was that sex-pest called Mini-Phil.
"Hey, wake up little buddy." Said Justin, and went to slap the man on the face. His hand passed straight through, and the ethereal form of Mini-Phil was sucked into his body for a second time.
Justin closed his eyes as the experience of his body being entered by another man wasn't one that he wanted right now. When he opened them again, his personality had again blended with the sex maniac's.
"Oh I'm horneeeEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEE!" He said, rubbing his thighs.
<snip>
Cass flicked the lighter off again and smoked in the dark silence for a few minutes, wondering what her next move should be The metalwork around her creaked alarmingly
"Uh... Help..?" she asked tentatively
<end snip>
The cry for help was faint, but the new and pervy Justin could hear a woman needing help for many miles now. Especially if she needed help with things like taking off her bra or knickers.
Unfortunately now she just needed saving. Justin identified which Starbug she was in, which was unfortunate because that particular Starbug was mostly destroyed and about to be picked up by a large crane emanating from the ceiling.
Justin quickly ran up to the controller of the crane, who was a man in a white helmet sat in a yellow box. He pulled on some levers and grabbed the hull of the crushed Starbug.
"Wait! Stop!" Said the half man, half sex-pest.
"Wot?" Said the worker.
"Theres a woman in thereeeEEeeeeEeee!"
"I don't think so mate. I scanned it for life forms. It came up negative."
"There's definitely a woman in there. And my hormones tell me she's a fitty!"
"I don't think so mate. Scanner says no, although the scanner did tell me that there were 78 lilac ferrets onboard earlier. But it's probably alright now."
"It's broken." Justin said again.
"Okay. Lets have a look." Said the man and dropped the mass of green twisted metal to the landingbay floor.
The hull cracked open and a dirty bloodied hand came out.
Justin ran over immediately, his hormones raging as he touched the girl's soft flesh. He helped Cassandra out. She was filthy from the crash, and parts of her clothes were torn, exposing some of her skin. This made Justin go wild.
"You're right, she is a fitty!" Said the crane operator from afar.
"Oh my god, I know you." Said Justin. "Aren't you a stripper?" his tongue was practically sticking out.
"I'm Cassandra." She told him and held out a hand to the pervert who was drowning in his own drool.
Justin leaped on her and hugged her, moving his hands up and down her body.
"Okay, okay, that's enough!" She said, pushing him away. "Thanks for saving me. But don't touch me yeah?"
Justin grinned. He tried to fight the midget inside him who just wanted to hump the woman's leg, but Justin knew that humping anything wasn't good for his crushed groin right now. It was the midget side of him that won.
"EeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeee" he said, and was about to leap on the woman and touch her up, when there was a large crash beside him. The crane which had previously been holding the Starbug crashed to the ground, crushing the crane operator with the white helmet. The large crane gripped the crane operator's body and lifted, then swung to fling him out towards the hanger door.
"What the smeg is going on?" Cassandra asked.
Justin looked into the yellow box where the crane was controlled. He saw the face of Holly on a black screen.
"It's Holly." He said. "He's gone mad and thinks we're the enemy."
The crane winched itself back up and swung over their heads, ready to crash to the ground and toss their dead bodies around like toys.
In possibly his final moments, Justin licked his lips as he stared at Cassandra's boobs.
<Tag Cassandra. Which is the most dangerous, the crane operated by Evil-Holly, or Justin the sex-maniac?>

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