Cor Look at that Castle

Who : Mp and Phil
Where : Phil's quarters
"eeee!". Mp was getting mighty pissed off. Not only was this the wrong phil, but
his memory was gone...and getting worse by the minute.
He was starting to forget many many things.
Like how to understand an undersized clone of himself.
"Look mate i really dont understand you...there no need to get sort with
me.....i'm sorry i didnt mean that"
"E!".
"I dont get what you are saying. I dont even know your gnome....NAME......you
are a midget!!"
MP simply banged his head on the desk. Big Phil's memory was now in the stage
commonly refered to as Stunned Goldfish.
He resorted to a rather sneaky tatic. He got out the family album.
Tapping a few commands into the wall monitor caused the album to start playing.
"eeeeEeee!" [A Picture of Phil, Jay, and Dean on a stag do] - "I regonise the
blond haired guy...name of Jeremy or something?"
*click*
[A picture of Tara holding the twins] - "Nope no idea who she is. Very pretty
lady. Nice looking kids as well, i wonder who their dad is.. Was it the Judas
guy from the last pic" . Mp threw a cup at Phil's head.
[Phil and MP playing golf with the wormhoe drive] - "That's gotta be
photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels and haveing seen a few shops in my time."
[Rufus and Amber grown up at a party] - Phil paused a sec. There was something
unsettling about this picture. Something very wrong.
Mp could see the look on Phil's face. So he got another of the twins. This time
one taken with Tara before the incident with the giant blender.
Phil just sat and stared. He alsmot had it. There was something he had on the
brain version of tip of the tongue.
It was this point that Phil saw on one of MP's portable "security" devices
(which were NEVER used for anything pervy nosir *looks shifty*) what looked like
someone in a flat black cap and stripped black jumper. In otherwords...a mime!
On seeing this Phil ran out the room screaming, not caring where he went.
<<tag anyone who wants to deal with a Mime-phobic, goldfished memoried Phil>>