"The Stolen Madonna with the Big Boobies"

<snip>"No way!" Said Rosette. "Captain Chrysler wants that box bringing back to the Blue Dwarf. He thinks Eckerslike is up to something weird and we need to investigate.""I don't think so." Said Justin. "This is my future! I HAVE to deliver it!"And with that he ran away from them. Running as fast as he could out of the mail room and following the signs for the "Corridor of Infinite Perversions" - like he had been doing his entire life.</snip>"I've had enough of this.  He's not worth any effort." Rosette conceded, and turned to Rufus."Do you trust Efof to be able to make tea? I know a place we can get some good stuff from..." She said with a grin.Rufus looked back quizically.  "I-Isn't it normally the man that in-invites the uh... woman back to his?" He asked, not sure what he was saying - but it sounded right."What can I say?" Rosette said, hugging him from behind.  The prostitute outfit was obviously designed for a bit of this, as Rufus felt more than he thought possible from the hug.  He blushed."I'm a modern woman." she continued, "But no, I barely have anything in mine... I was going to suggest stealing some of Seymour's Earl Grey.""How come?" He asked.  For some reason, he always imagined womens rooms to be full of mirrors and flowers and things."All I really need is a mirror and a piano.  I've got a mirror, and Piano's are expensive. Plus, I kind of destroyed everything else when i was a bug..." she admitted.  Not her proudest moment, but she knew Rufus would understand.-------------<snip2>Seymour arrived in his suite and locked the door. He put his back to the wall and sighed the longest sigh of relief. It was so good to be back home.He dropped the bedsheet to the floor, exposing his stretched leopard-skin panties and top.Just then, his doorbell chimed. </snip2>-------------"Right. he's not in." Rosette said with a sly grin.  She tapped in one of her new Security access codes, and the door opened, revealing Seymour wearing leopard skin lingerie."What the hell?" She exclaimed.  Rufus ducked back quickly, not wanting to get involved."You!" he shouted back.  "you're supposed to wait until I let you in!  You should at least know that one.  It's rule number 4!""Seymour... you're not wearing a shirt.  How is rule 4 applicable here?  Anyway, you haven't even thanked me for fixing up your room since I broke it..." she added, turning to leave."Fixing it?  You missed a bit.  There's a big spot for a famous painting there!" Seymour replied.  Rosette turned on one of her high heels."Hey! That painting IS famous!" she said, pointing at the spot.  "it's gone...  You've let yourself get robbed!"meanwhile, Rufus stood just outside the room, feeling a little left out...--------------------<Tag either of you.  Post idea suggested by Onion, performed by me, while dragging along an unsuspecting scientist.>Get a free e-mail account with Hotmail. Sign-up now.