Seymour - "The other JMC ship"

OOC – I seem to have forgotten to reply to Andy's last tag where Seymour had to cure Brittany through an embarrassing method, sorry about that. I'll mention it in this post!
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Would you be up for the job Seymour? As you can see we're a little short on staff at the moment"
"Yes" Seymour gulped, straightening in pride "Anything to help our Queen"
"Good man" Keto clapped him across the shoulders "I'll go get the lubricant"
"Uhh... Lubricant?" Seymour asked of Keto's retreating back
"Yes" the doctor shouted back "For the suppository"
"Sup... What!?" Seymour shrieked as Brittany slowly started heaving herself up off the floor
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Who: Seymour Niples, Queen Brittany and Davie Jones
Where: Resistance HQ aka Seymour's Ambassadorial apartment
When: After Davie got back
Davie walked in to the resistance hub. Seymour approached him quickly.
"Jolly well done with those Scythers Mr Jones." Said Seymour. "I have another job for you though." He turned to Queen Brittany, who was standing a few meters away, desperately trying to avoid eye contact with Seymour.
"I fear her majesty is in danger. Castillo might want to use her as a hostage."
"Does anyone care about the royal family anymore?" Asked Davie.
"Yes of course they do!" Seymour spat. "Well... I do... and a small minority. But that's plenty of people!"
Davie looked over, and saw that Seymour and Brittany shared an uncomfortable look. "Did... something happen between you?" Asked Davie.
"No of course not... I mean... um... well... certain things had to be done to cure her majesty, which ...um... might have involved me shoving something up her royal bottom." Seymour said, feeling the back of his neck nervously. He turned to Davie who was laughing.
"But that's none of your business, she's better now!"
Seymour was called away by someone who showed him a computer screen.
"Fantastic!" Seymour said, and beckoned Davie over. "We have another JMC ship in range. We sent them a message that our Captain is a raving lunatic and they've agreed to help us!"
Davie nodded, and watched as another message came from them. They were going through a secure channel so that Castillo didn't notice.
"Meet us on nivello 0." Said the message.
It took Seymour a few moments to understand the message. "We don't have a deck 0.... they must mean on the exterior hull! By jove this is exciting!"
Seymour insisted that with his experience, Davie should come with him, but unfortunately this meant Brittany had to come as well.
All three of them got suited up in JMC spacesuits and progressed up to deck at the very top of the ship. They avoided the major airlocks, as these would be heavily guarded, but there was a small hatch used for maintenance access onto the very top of the mining ship. Davie climbed up the metal rungs and opened the hatch at the top, and climbed out. He held out a hand for Seymour and then Brittany.
The view was amazing. The Blue Dwarf stretched outwards in all directions, and they could see all the intricacies of the dirty blue metal hull. "It could do with a jolly good clean." Seymour said "Do you think they'll come back later after we've had chance to give it a good scrub?"
Davie pointed up into space, where the other JMC starship was. "They're coming!" He said, and they watched a Starbug cross the space between the ships and land right next to them. The door opened, and five figures got out, all wearing spacesuits. They all carried Bazukoids apart from the one in front, whose spacesuit indicated that it was the Captain.
All five of them did the customary JMC salute, which was to wave their outstretched forearms in circular motions in front of them, but instead of clasping their outstretched hand to their brow like normal, they held their arms outstretched like a Nazi salute.
"That's a novel new salute." Said Seymour. "Thank you all for coming, we have a problem with our Captain, you see she has gone quite insane. Could I ask you to arrest her and take her back to Earth?"
The Captain stepped forward. So far none of them had been able to see through her spacesuit visor.
"We are very sorry Monsieur Nipples." She said in a French accent that was hauntingly familiar. "But ve cannot do zat. You see, your Captain is not insane. She is acting exactly as ze JMC intends her to."
As she stepped closer Seymour could see her face more clearer. "Castillo? You're Castillo?" He said. "But how, I saw you come from that ship!!"
Davie nudged him. "I think we'd better go." He whispered.
"Oui. I am Castillo. Ve are all Castillo. Zere is a Castillo on every JMC ship!"
"Noooooooo!" Said Seymour and clasped his hands to his helmet. This was a much worse problem than he'd originally thought. If the JMC Nazis were on every single ship, there was nowhere to run to.
"We vant your Queen." The new Castillo said. "Give her to us now."
The four armed guards behind her stepped closer and grabbed Brittany by the arm, and started to pull her towards their Starbug.
Seymour looked down at this empty space suited hands. He'd forgotten to bring any kind of weapon.
"Davie, stop them!" He squealed.
<Tag Davie! Can you stop Brittany getting taken please? Andy, do you want to make Brittany fight back?>

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