Ra Ra He’s Our Man

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Jaxx slowly say up and cracked his neck into position as he muttered, “Owwww. Not cool.” Then Jaxx sighed as he looked around. Jaxx thought about what he could do and came up with only one answer. As Jaxx reposition to sit Indian style, he said, “Looks like I totally got some chill time coming.” Then Jaxx began meditating
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Jaxx meditated alone in his armor for a long but undetermined time. Then suddenly his concentration was broken by the sound of a stone door opening. Jaxx pretended not to notice as he barely cracked his eyes open to see some shadows enter the room. As they got closer Jaxx could make out two men had bird heads and were holding staffs. The birdmen followed a man who seemed to be the leader with a golden mask that had a disk behind it. Then the leader approached the sphere Jaxx was in and stared at him for a while before pressing a button on his chest. The button made the mask lift up and slide to the back of the leader to reveal his face. The leader looked like a young dark skinned man with make up on.

The leader spoke up and said, “Are you a servant of Dakuwaqa?” Jaxx had no idea what the crazy girly man was talking about so he merely turned his head and cocked it to the side. The leader spoke up, “Did Dakuwaqa send you here?” Jaxx just sat quietly and confused as he looked at the girly leader. The leader said, “Do you know who I am? I am the King of the Gods and I can destroy you with just a word. I am The God of the Sun and ruler of all. So you should know my patience is thin and I will not tolerate disobedience. Now tell me now if you are with Dakuwaqa!” Jaxx thought for a second trying to figure out what the girly man was going on about when he got a tickle in his nose and sneezed really hard. The sneeze caused Jaxx to pop out his shark fins before the Sun God and his birdmen.

The Sun God was startled when Jaxx’s fins popped out and figured Jaxx was with Dakuwaqa (the Fijian mythological Shark-God). Then the Sun God approached the sphere again and asked, “Are you here for war or an alliance?” Jaxx tried to ponder the choices for a moment and then held up the peace sign to the leader. The Sun God put his hand on his chest and gave a small sigh of relief. Then he said, “You had me concerned for a moment. I will release you from your bonds but keep in mind my men will destroy you should you attack us. Jaxx shrugged and nodded at the Sun God.

The birdmen released Jaxx from his sphere prison and escorted him with the Sun God out the door and to a large platform that hovered. Once on board the platform it took them to a large pyramid that contained a large palace inside. After leaving the platform, Jaxx looked around and was amazed by the décor and shiny things all around. The Sun God proudly took Jaxx on a tour of his palace. Jaxx still wasn’t sure what to make of this crazy girly man so he kept quite till he could find the others, especially his BFF Eve babe.

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