Obviously.

Jacky and Gabriel were brought to a tent and brought before a Roo with a hunched back. The tent was entirely empty.

"So, what are we doing here?" Jacky asked.

"We don't know." the Roo said. "We don't know what to do with you two."

"Oh." Jacky said. He twiddled his thumbs. "Want to play 20 questions?"

"No." the Roo said. "We're going to sacrifice you to God. Seems like the nicest thing we could do."

"Oh." Gabriel said.

"Shit." Jacky said. "When?"

"As soon as he's ready, we're going to shove you both into a soup and feed you to him. Then we're going to kill him." the Roo said.

"Oh, well, obviously." Jacky said.

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