Steev....one mission down, one to go, and one damn weird story....
<Curses, my plan to have someone else do the work has been foiled!>
Blue Dwarf
KP section
Lost my watch
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"No, the rest of it is a blank." Lloyd told Steev. "I want to know what
you bet me to do because I'm sure I did do it."
While the conversation progressed, Steev had collapsed on a pile of
potatoes, and was trying as hard as he could to talk out the corner of his
mouth and breathe a the same time.
"I...might be able to remember...but not now...I...need...rest."
Steev was just about to drift into unconsciousness until...
"I remember now!!!" Steev shouted with triumph, while impressively not
moving a muscle in his entire body.
"I...had the dirty pint, and then polished it off. I was doing OK for a bit
until this mongoose came into the room. It had to be killed, so I bet you
that you couldn't hit it with a pint glass from where you were standing.
You went for it, but instead smashed me over the head with it...which would
mean..."
Steev rifled through his pockets, and sure enough his pocket was soaking
where Lloyd had poured his winning pint of beer.
"So anyway the mongoose disappeared, and I was left bleeding. You decided
to make it up to me...and wanted to give me a table dance. We went over to
the table, and so you started dancing, but I think the mongoose attacked you
and you fell off. I bought you a few drinks...37 tequila slammers...to make
you feel better...and then this mongoose army came in! So we ran for it,
and ended up in the women's showers. We encountered a whale and decided to
ask for help, but the whale wouldn't, and threw a loofah at us. So we had
to run. You disappeared into the kitchen and fell down the potato chute I
think. I was about to join you, but I could see the mongooses coming. So I
ran into the nearest room, found a cupboard and got in."
Steev finished his story, and then thought for a bit...
"Some of that may be untrue...I can't tell what parts though."
Lloyd moaned and sunk further into the potato mountain. "Mission
accomplished" thought Steev...now, what about this headache?
Suddenly, an explosion rocked the room. This aggravated the headache even
further, but by now Steev was past caring, he'd sort of gotten used to the
pounding in his skull.
"Sounds like a happy bomb," Burbled Lloyd. "S'not good"
"Why?"
"Cos we'll be happy. Can't have happy here."
"Why not?"
"Ever seen someone on Epsilon radiation with a bazooka?"
<Someone come and find us soon please, we need medical attention in the form
of aspirin and raw coffee!>
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