Evil Evil EVIL!!

Two agonizing hours later Evil Phil finaly gave up playing "games" with Tara and got in contact with (normal Phil again,
"Well my brother" said EP "I have had a little talk with our girlfriend it was quite productive" EP laughed evily and turned the camera around to show a picture of the battered frame that was Tara. Evil Phil laughed again
"W ..what have you done to her" said Phil
"She had a close incounter with my holowhip!" EP laughed evily again "Now what you do depends on how many more 'close incounters' Tara has"
"What do you want" said Phil
"Now lets see... well for a start I want you and that rotten hampster down here at this lovely ladies quarters"
<Over to my rescue party>