What's in a name?

OOC -- our loving cheif security officer is about to get even mad! I think I know where his name is from. In a book called Educating Rita, Rita makes a reference to a man called 'Frank Harris' . After much research I found out the orgin of this name, it is thus -- "Frank Harris: English novelist (1856 -1931) whose books were considered sexually daring and pornographic at the time they were written." end qute! If this is right Major please let me know.
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RPG
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Location:- medi-bay
People:- Tara, Phil, Shakespear, Coffee
Time:- Pink tree ate my watch
Schweeble was marched out of the medi-bay by Tom and Dick, Tara just shrugged, and put her report on Keto's desk. Coffee and Shakespear were walsing down the room and out the door towards the Phantom of the opera rehursals. The Pink tree rustled "No, i'm sure Dr. Keto will be back soon" and right on que he walked in the door "Oh, Dr. Keto, Wildflower is now in my office with a scalple injury to her foot, it's all in my report on your desk if you want to read it" Keto looked puzzled and shooed the tree away who was running around him with joy and walked into his office.
A few minutes later Tara was walking down corridor 237 alpha when she saw 3 rather gruff security guards and Schweeble all pointing reall scary guns at Phil who had turned nearly transparent with fear, "Hey what the smeg are you doing!" Tara shouted at the red shirts
"Urm we've been order'd to kill Evil Phil" said a man who was as thick as custard and twice as fat
"But this isn't Evil Phil" and Tara kissed Phil to proove it
"Oh.... well.... we'd better go then" said custard man and the red shirts left. Phil gained his colour back rapidly
"Thanks Tara"
"Where are you going any way honey and can I come" said Tara....
<Where are you headed Phil?>