Duh brain dead

"looks like thats the key guys!" Chrysler yelled over the gunfire "they dont keep coming if you blow their brains out!".
Alota looked at the beasty coming up behind her,
"Lets put this suggestion into theory, shall we?" Alota cocked her gun, aimed it at the beasty and shot. Sure enough the brains of the beasty went flying and they body of the beasty fell straight down, Alota stepped out the way as it fell flat on it's face. Beastie after Beastie kept attacking and Beastie after Beastie kept falling flat on it's face after it's brain was blown out by various members of away team one.
A few dead beasties and a lot of brains later, the Beasties where cut back for the time being. White Wolf spoke up,
"Ok, everyone back in line, let's say we get outta here?", everybody nodded in agreement, they got into their positions and started double timing for a bit until they where sure they where clear of the scene.
 
 <<Well everyone has their bit so I'd thought I'd have mine>>
 
Kryton: Now to the extended version of the Munchkin song; a symphonic masterpiece which I think in time is going to be up there, up there in your loft along with all your other unwanted junk.
 
If your in trouble he'll save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsme trim and no one's slimmer
He will never need a Zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable then a garden strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yaoul Brinner
He's not bold and his head doesn't glimmer.
Master of the wit and the rep party
His combined main exsistance is uncanny
How come he's such a genius don't aske me
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right then he just might come round for dinner
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
No rymes left now apart from drimmer
I hope he plays us out before he get's to shimmer
Play out you stupid Rimmer

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