Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] \'Moments of glory or should that be stupidity\'

Donover had to hiding in the 'Black eyes' bar until Commander Niples had
given up in his search for the security officer. Now, all would have been
fine but for what happened next.
Donover looked around the bar noticing that strangely enough there were no
security officers that were on duty in the bar. It was almost empty but for
the barkeep, a young woman and three rough looking men. Now, these rough
looking men were giving the woman a rough time refusing to leave her along.
This was when Donover had either the bravest or the most stupid idea within
god knows how long.
The security officer walked up to the men, trying his best to hide the fear
of being between to a nasty mush and called out in his most threaten tone of
voice. "Leave her alone!"
The three men looked down at the security officer that was now dreading the
mistake he had just made and one snarled. "Ya talking da dus!"
Great, Donover thought, big mean and with the most basic grasp of the
English language. His brain was telling him to run but something inside of
him, maybe it was the sense of duty, maybe honour, but he couldn't just
leave the woman with these three men. He then ordered, only less forceful.
"I told you to leave her alone."
"Oh, look. A copper!" Another of the three men said.
Donover gulped and began to wonder how to get out this alive.
By now the three men had their attention on Donover and the woman slipped
away unnoticed.
"Look… err… I think I've made a mistake." Donover said. "I'll be going
now."
"Ya nut going anywhere!" One of the men snapped.
"I'm sure we can discuss this like civilised people." Donover said.
"De dust call dus civilised! Get dim!"
With this Donover legged it with three angry men chasing after him. However
he barely made it to the doorway when it was block… by the seven foot tall
form of Jackson and the sergeant wasn't alone as he was with four other
security officers. For once his luck was looking up.
"Oh dell!" One of the men commented and then they turned and fled, only
then remembering that there was only one way in and out of the bar.
Donover and Jackson watched as the four other security officers set upon the
men like a pack of hungry wolves and Donover thought 'I'm sure that isn't to
bend that way'.
Just then there came a thudding of feet down the corridor before Doom
exploded onto the scene. Doom was actually feeling better now. His
premonitions of an incoming apocalypse were obviously incorrect...THIS time!
So Doom had headed off to find his fellow Security Officers.
Doom ran towards someone he recognised and shouted "DONOVER IT IS YOU"
Donover also recognised Doom and began to turn to leave.
However Doom suddenly screeched to a halt when he saw the carnage on the
floor with a number of security officers. Doom stood still for what seemed
an eternity his hand twitched once he began to drool, his lip trembled and
his eyes went bloodshot. Slowly the relisation dawned on Doom yet again.
"I WAS RIGHT THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND THOSE FOOLISH
MORTALS DOUBTED ME WELL LOOK AT WHO WAS RIGHT NOW BWAHAHAHAHAHA FINALLY THE
GODS OF ETERNAL PLAGIARISM WILL BE SATISFIED AND THE UNBELIEVERS WILL BE
BROUGHT FORTH AND SACRIFICED IN THEIR THOUSANDS IN THE NAME OF THE GODS
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
With that he pulled out his knife and advanced on the flailing mass of
limbs. Stopping just in front of them Doom pulled out a small spineless,
dog eared black book and opened it. Slowly while the carnage swirled about
him Doom chanted from the scriptures in a great mighty voice.
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