Simmer of the month annoucement!!!

Hi everybody!
Onion has asked me to come up with the winners for both April
& May. And I must say, picking a simmer of the month wasn't an easy
job at all. Particularly, because when I looked at either month, I
found there was lot's of very original subplots and excellent posts
from which I could choose our simmer of the month from.
For April, We had a Dren commit yet another jail break and
start some kind of 'war' between him and Major Harris which lead to
the 'Laxative incident', and we had a love triangle between Capt.
Niples, Alota & Katrina crop up, then we had Robot Wars, Phantom of
the Opera, Evil Phil's escape, And Allie's impersonation of Phil just
to mention some of the many good plots in that month!
And I found the month of May to be no different. Here again,
the month was filled with excellent posts - the wrap up of Phantom of
the Opera, Allie's busted light bee crisis, the hostage crisis with
Evil Phil, Alota's intervention with Major Harris, and dozens of
excellent posts for the Away Mission.
After a short hair pulling debate over whether I should use a
dart board for a tiebreaker for each month, But luckily I decided it
would be an injustice to leave it to chance. So I'm simply awarding
it to the people who tied for the 'Simmer of the month' award.
For April's Simmer of the Month - It was a tie between Allie
Fletcher and Tara Cleavage.
And in May, I had a three way tie for Simmer of the month - Alota
Viagra, D'Arcy-Jada Longwood And Dr. Charles Keto!
Congratulations, You each did great!
- Commander White Wolf
Abductee, Hamster & Acting Captain of the Blue Dwarf!