Of Men, Hamsters, and ... Pink Trees?!?!?

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"No." Harris answered. "They only sent me back to deal with Darken
and Bloz (can't remember how to spell the name). The first time
round he kills Stewie and the Richards." Harris then removed a coin
from his pocket and told the hamster. "Heads and I'll deal with
Darken and you deal with Bloz, tails I'll deal with Bloz and you deal
with Barken."
Harris then toss the coin up.
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<In the hallway near the STCP Cafeterium>
The Huge hamster caught the coin in mid air with his right paw and
quickly slapped it against his left arm. He secretively glanced at it
and quickly covered it again with his paw and said to Harris, "It's
Tails - You deal with Klutz... I mean, Blotz! I'll deal with Darken."
"Right." replied the Major as he stomped off in search of Blotz.
When Major Harris was safely away, the huge hamster lift his paw up,
revealing that the coin was actually 'heads', the overgrown hamster
glanced at the coin for a moment, and then quickly put the coin into
his upper vest pocket while glancing at a nearby chronometer and
turning around and muttering "Good, there's enough time go get that
Banana milkshake I wanted."
The large hamster scampered back down the hallway and disappeared
into the STCP's Cafeterium.
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Meanwhile...
<STCP Prisoner Area>
---Snip---
Hang on," said Stewie, "I think I've got it!"
"What?"
Cubie stook back as with great strength, Stewie managed to push a
block of stone,
opening up in the style of an old egyptian tomb.
"Ooh! Just like the movie! Come on old girl!"
---End Snip---
Cubie and Stewie stepped out into the hallway. Suddenly from out of
the shadows Blotz stepped up to Stewie and pressed the muzzle of his
gun into the back of Stewie's head.
"I find it very disagreeable when my prisoners leave without me."
Said Blotz in a low menacing tone into Stewie's ear, and then
continued louder for Cubie to hear, "Now both of you put your hands
up!"
Cubie and Stewie reluctantly put up their hands.
"Right! Now let's go collect your husband miss richards. March this
way." orders Blotz while waving his gun to indicate where he wants
them to go.
The trio march off towards Zack Richards cell.
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<Elsewhere in the STCP complex...>
The Black hamster with a white left eye walked slowly after the
stampede of panic stricken, fleeing humans in front of him, and
called out "Which one of you Pipsqueaks is Zorn?"
No one answered. The huge black hamster hauled out his Falcon hammer
cannon and brandished it a little more, while calling out
again, "Would any of you Idiots possibly know where I can find Zorn?"
The crowd slowly parted, as several people stepped back as if to
reveal someone...
The black hamster looked on expectantly, and suddenly saw a large
periwinkle tinted tree standing at the end of the hallway, which
rustled vaguely.
Darken, extremely puzzled, shook his head as if to clear it and
rubbed his good right eye and looked at the end of the crowd again.
And stood a large pink tree, which rustled again and started hopping
down the hallway towards Darken.
The huge Black hamster merely stared for a second, then quickly
recovered and brandishing his weapon again he yelled to the hopping
pink tree "Stay *exactly* where you are! Just point in the direction
of Zorn."
The Pink tree quickly stopped, and it's branch quivered to Darken's
right. Darken watched the pink for a second longer before chancing a
glance in the that direction, and gesturing down the corridor to his
right with his with weapon, the huge black hamster asked "Zorn is
that Way?"
The Pink tree jumped up and down almost estatically.
Without another word, Darken quickly darted down the indicated
corridor.
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<STCP Cafeterium>
Commander White Wolf swallowed the last of his Banana milkshake, and
then glanced at the wall chronometer again, and mutter to nobody in
particular "Ahh, Harris should be finding Blotz and the others about
now, I'll catch up with Zorn in the meantime."
The Huge hamster got up from the table and exited the Cafeterium.
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<The STCP Prisoner Interogation Area>
Blotz waved Stewie and Cubie to a halt, as he opened the door to a
cell, and Blotz called inside the cell "Alright, Zack Richards, come
out here and join your friends."
Zack slowly stepped outside his cell and replied "Hi Honey, Hi
Stewie!" and Zack turned, and waved towards Blotz, "Hi Mr. Harris!"
Blotz looked puzzled and then sensing someone behind him, blurted out
a "Wha?!" and half turned before Major Harris clocked him across the
face with a weapon butt, knocking him out cold. Blotz metal armour
clanked loudly as he fell to the floor.
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OOC - Major Harris, Stewie, Cubie & Zack, you guys can carry on from
here with your bit. I'll post the meeting with Zorn, and encounter
with Dark later!

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