Will somebody be getting White Wolfs infamous ‘Harvey the Hamster

Blue Dwarf
Time - Shortly after reporting the Bugs to Security.
After receiving Tiny's communication to head towards the Hanger deck,
White Wolf made a mad dash through the corridors remembering to avoid
the various locations where people would be at, muttering with
annoyance "It would be a lot easier If I could get Holly to give me
the deck plans and the crew roster memorize how to do this each time
without getting anybody killed. Ok, this time I'll try going through
the women's exercise room."
The Big cockroach pursued him into the empty women's exercise room.
As White Wolf exited on the other side, he noticed he wasn't being
followed anymore. "Oh Bother, I hope I didn't lead him into the
Captain again and get him killed another time." Turning around, the
six foot one inch hamster carefully re-entered the women's exercise
room.
There crouched over a exercise bike, was the giant cockroach slowly
waving it's antennae over the seat. Getting indignant, White Wolf
yelled at the giant cockroach "Oh, for pete's sake, Not you too!"
and grabbed a nearby dumb bell and threw it at the bug. The Dumb bell
bounce off the bug. And it, shrieking in renewed anger, pounced after
him.
"Now that's more like it!" said White Wolf while spinning around and
quickly darting out of the exercise room. He quickly leads the bug
down to the hanger deck. He was a few lengths ahead of the bug, So
he stopped to see if the security team was here this time. Nope, the
hanger deck was empty. "Crud! I thought for sure If I finally got the
bug here without killing anybody, they'd be here. Alright - I have to
do it by myself the hard way."
Just before the bug nearly catches up with him, White Wolf quickly
runs over to his little ship which looks like it's made more from
duct tape than metal, and opens a small hatch and grabs out a bungee
cord, and specially made harness. "Ok, I got that. Now where's that
airlock control?" Ducking just as the giant bug lunges for him and
smashs into the tiny ship. The bug gets stuck for two seconds as
White Wolf slips on the harness and darts for the nearby airlock
controls.
While standing next to the airlock controls and tying the end of his
bungee on a support beam, the 6 foot 1 inch hamster sticks his tongue
towards the bug, and makes a loud raspberry sound. As the Bug makes
it's final jump towards him, Wwhite Wolf quickly punches the code
into the keypad to open the airlock and evacuate the atmosphere out
into space for 10 seconds.
The sudden out rush of air sweeps the giant bug, White Wolf, and
everything not tied down out the main airlock door into space. It's
mere seconds as the emergency airlock doors around the hanger deck
slam closed to cut off the airloss from the rest of the Blue Dwarf.
For a brief moment, the bungee cord holding White Wolfs Harness goes
tight, and then suddenly snaps him back towards the Hanger deck. The
10 seconds are up and the main airlock closes as White Wolf crashes
into a wall narrowly missing his craft, and does a 3 point landing on
the floor.
Groggly shaking his head while getting up, He says "I've gotta come
up with a padded suit or something, I keep missing the ship on the
recoil. Well, at least the bug stuck this time. "
Jumping up, and stowing his harness and bungee cord back in the small
hatch on the small ship, he glances at the 'to do' notepad inside. It
reads, "Finish Bug without a mortality, and then make delivery on
science deck." White Wolf pulls out a pencil and makes a tic by the
note about the bug, and mutters "Hmm, this next one should be easier."
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Science Deck
Sometime later
White Wolf scampers down the hallway, and Phil walks up to him and
asks "Hey White Wolf, are you related to Kenny the farting hamster?"
White Wolf stops, and responds "Very funny Phil. Perhaps, you should
come up with something new to say each time you get to this point in
the loop. How many times is this? Never mind. I got the stuff you
requested," Opening his mouth and reaching in and retrieving out two
rather large zip locked bags from one of his cheek pouchs, "Here's
that *Glow in the Dark* Haddock you wanted, and here's the Time
Machine plans, remember to get me some of that Banana flavored taffy
you promised me, Alright? And I *really* hope you remembered to give
the Captain laxatives this time around. So Smegg & I can retrieve
your hard light bee from the Loo after Dr. Keto uses you to do an
emergency colonoscopy to the Captain on planet Beta Zed Four *before*
you drop into the black water sewage reclamation system. That always
messes up your temporal physics programming again which causes you to
substitute the time drive with a flux capacitor in the time machine
and starts another time loop somewhere down the line."
Phil merely stands a bit stunned as White Wolf starts to scamper
away, pausing to call back to Phil, "Oh, don't forget to remind me
when to do Saddam's bi-temporal check up! Especially before his split
personalities start including some women named Britney Spears and
Sarah Baskin. I don't want to go through those romances between
Saddam and Niples again - I nearly puked myself to death the last
time!"
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Time and Place - The away team party
White Wolf was sitting at the bar nursing his carrot juice while
watching the revelers get more drunk. He politely turned down several
peoples offers of alcohol, saying "I really don't think so, Not after
what happened to the last time."
He recognized Doom as bartender ot spooked. White Wolf quietly says
to himself, "Oh.. I better keep a low profile. If I remember right,
it's his turn this time." White Wolf carefully watchs out of the
corner of his eyes as Doom receives his drink.
Doom looked down at the drink before him and quickly tipped it down
his throat. He sat back on his chair in the corner and thought to
himself. Suddenly he began to tremble; he began rolling on the
floor howling. Doom then got up and ran for the bathroom as quickly
as he could much to the laughter of the other people in the bar.
A short while passed before the door opened. A strange man stepped
out. He was wearing a green sweatshirt with "KEVIN" emblazoned
across it, both elbows had leather patches on them, his hair looked
as if it had been combed back with bootpolish and he wore expensive
brown shoes. Also the mans nostrils were flared up and he spoke
while inhaling constantly. He walked up to the nearest person in
the room and stuck his hand out, "Jolly good well met old chap, I was
wondering if you could tell me where I am I was just having a drink
with the chaps from Eton earlier and when I woke up I was here."
The man still hadn't stopped staring. "Oh yes where are my
manners Kevin Davidson at your service" the other man still hadn't
stopped staring and neither it turned out had the rest of the
bar. "Didn't you mother say it's rude to stare with your mouth open
and good gracious man get your elbows off the table, etiquette
chaps."
Ensign Kevin Davidson exited the bar and headed off down the corridor
leaving silence in his wake.
White Wolf nods his head, and says to himself again, "Yep, it's
probably his turn for the haddock this time. That's means it's time
for me teach the bartender how to make my infamous `Harvey the
Hamster Wallbanger' drink in case he has to administer it for a
speedy recovery from that glow in the dark haddock slap."
Flagging down the bartender with his paw, "Say, would you like to
learn how to make a really *wild* drink? You'll have to get a special
blender, as it involves spinning a rodent around in the drink without
killing it. That's the important part, *not killing the rodent* you
see that what inparts the healing properties of the drink, and
probably some of the short term memory lapse people get.... "