Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] (unknown)

Who:- Mr Chrysler, Miss Cleavage, Mr L'otar, Ms Chrysler Dr. "i wasnt masterbating i was just cleaning it and it went off" Keto.
Where:- Red Dwarf shuttlebay
When:- 1500 hours (wound my watch)
 
Tara set one foot on the gangplank when she felt Jay grab her arm and pull her away, dragging her behind a neaby cargo crate. the Starbug exploded.
"How the hell did you know..."
Jay with one finger over his mouth pointed to the overhead gangway. Jay's counterpart was up there, with a small security force armed with bazookoids.
"you want me to waste 'em boss?" asked the alternate version of Patrick Cerebrum, who happened to be a security officer.
"Do what you want" Chrysler said "but my 'twin' is MINE"
with that the entire security contingent leapt off the gangway with no concern for their own safety, brandishing a variety of lethal weapons, they started approaching the small gathering of Blue Dwarf crew members.
Keto was coming around.
Jay grabbed him by the shoulders. "can I trust you to get everyone out of here?"
Jay looked at the semi-awake gimp
"forget it..Tara, get everyone out of here find another shuttle bay, I'll join you as soon as i get rid of that psycho with great hair!"
He stood.
"HEY! CHRYSLER!"
his counterpart turned to face him, "What are ya waiting for?"
With that Jay ran at full pace out of the shuttlebay, distracting the attention of the security team, hopefully enough for the others to get out.
 
<um................now thats brains for ya....HELP!>