Kaboom! Oops.

Who: Everybody in Parrotts
Where: Guess
When: During the revolution, comrade!
Lenin ducked behind the counter just as two scutters opened up with an old
Russian heavy machine gun. There was a crashing as various bottles of
alcohol shattered, as well as a few explosion as some bottles of Cerebrum's
Moonshine were hit.
"Care for a cigar," Lenin asked Owen, "Don't worry, it's a Cuban." More guns
went off. The holowhip wielding scutteres had been destroyed in the first
volley, leaving them just about defenseless against Cubie, except for an ace
that Lenin had up his sleeve. "Sorry I can't stay to chat, but I've got a
revolution to run," and leapt back over the counter screaming a communsit
warcry, then tripped some guy with a pipe.
Lenin made his way back to his booth, ducking under tables and throwing
chairs at anybody who looked at him, as well as dodging a small explosion
that went off when Cubie took out a scutter with a flamethrower. Once he
made it to his booth, he opened up a small box, and started assembling some
parts that were in it, distracted slightly by a member of his elite guard
going through the wall at mach 2.
As he finished assembling his weapon, and started turning around, Dean
choose L:enin as a target, and ran towards him screaming, while waving his
pipe. Then screeched to a sudden stop as Lenin finished turning around, and
revealed himself to be carrying a moderate sized, reusable rocket launcher.
"Bugger off," Lenin said, "I'm busy," then turned towards evil Cubie, trying
to get her in his sights. Finally, he had an opening, and pulled the
trigger. The backblast ignited part of the wall on fire. The rocket then
shot out of the rocket launcher, across the room, past Cubie as Lenin had
underestimated her speed, through the door and out into the promenade.
"Gee, I hope that doesn't hurt any innocent socialists," Lenin said, peering
after it. The explosion that occurred when it detonated caused a momentarily
lull in the fight.
"Don't worry comrades," Lenin said, "The rocket destroyed a symbol of the
oppressive, capitalist bosses, a very well known one that is better off
gone. And nobody was hurt too, since the McDonald's I hit was empty"

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