Naked man alert

OOC- come on people! there is a man running around with the sexual magnetism virus! surly you can post about that in some small way!
Who: Dr "burrowing animal" Keto, Tara "ointment affected" Cleavage, Phil "Always getting the wrong end of the stick" FeBuggure, numerous other women
Where: Air vents
When: Just before the ointment wears off
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It bounced off the ceiling with a crash...but before it even
hit the ground Keto was already crawling along the air duct, mindless
panic lending him a speed that most burrowing animals would envy.
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Tara climbed into the vent after him fixing the vent cover back on she hurried after him. She crawled past Fingers
"You, I know you.... you tried to save my life once. Thanks" Tara shuddered at the memories of Evil Phil and hurried on after Keto. Tara had been morphed into desperate single female mode by the ointment and as such was using primal instincts to hunt Keto down,
"He'll be heading for the medi-bay" she said and scuttled off. A few turns later and she jumped out of the vent in a nearby corridor to the medi-bay. She grabbed a passer by, by the shoulder
"Did you see a naked man run past here?" The passer by looked at Tara as if she was mad "Come on woman! It's not a hard thing to miss!"
"Oh you mean the extremely attractive one in there" the woman indicated a store room. Tara suddenly noticed the mass of women beating at the door. Tara smiled, then frowned as the woman joined the others at beating on the door
"Why can't you open it?" Tara asked another woman
"He's locked it with a password" Tara thought for a moment then said a few words in treeish to unlock the door. The door swooshed open and the swarm of women flooded in and headed for the naked man at the back of the room. Then they all stopped, and there was several cries of
"Oh my god what was I thinking" and a few "I'm married" and even more "I'm not THAT desperate". Tara on the other hand said
"Smeg, he's my boss" Tara feeling rather sick at what she had just done was just going to leave when Keto's voice murmured from the back
"Urm.... Nurse Cleavage, I appear to be without clothing..."
"Yea, what do you want me to do about it? It was your ointment that did it to you" Tara snapped at him. Keto's pride had taken such a bashing that there was now very little left that his shame had not taken over
"Well... I would appreciate you getting me some clothes" Even though Tara was facing the door she could tell that Keto was blushing.
"I'm not heartless like you, so I'll lend you my lab coat" Tara started to take off her coat, but bad timing made Phil walk in just then
"Uh Oh" said Keto
"Smeg" said Tara<Tag Phil ;) >