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Who:- Jay
Where:- Plebe pub
Jay was sat at the bar. He'd felt hungry during his conversations
with the locals, so he'ed ordered some food. Right now he was eating
his third T-bone, with chips, peas, steak and kidney pie, burgers,
sausages, fried eggs....
"Heybarman!" he shouted spitting food across the room like a bullet,
a single pea shot from his mouth a broke eight pint glasses as it
impacted at several hundred miles per second.
"CanIgetanohterburger..orfive?"
The Plebe barman counted on his fingers, and evenyually managed to
work out that Jay had eaten the entire menu and there was no more
food. Apparently, as Jay worked out for himself, his metabolsim had
also been given a boost. He ordered a pint instead.
Seeing an opportunity to question a local in a less intimidating
manner, he approached a group of young plebians. Placing a dollar-
pound coin on the table he said "Anyoenwannatakethechallenge?"
He got blank looks form the regualrs
"Pool? anyonewannaplay?..." he sighed. "Any"
"RIGHT" they said in unison
"BODY"
"Uh-HUH
"WANNA"
"with you"
"PLAY POOL?"
HOurs later, Jay was still playing, apparently forgetting about his
mission, he'd amassed a large sum of winnings, seeing as how over an
hour ago he'ed started playing for money. He'd also drank a skinful."
<outside>
A lone figure leapt across the rooftops with incredile agility.
Spotting the bar she jumped off the roof and gazed through the
window..............