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Who:- Jay
Where:- Shuttlebay
Jay couldnt concentrate on the task at hand, he kept thinking about
what Phil had said. He looked at the pad he had given him for the
twentieth time, and then threw it to the gorund and headed to
engineering to find parts for the Eagle.
Out in the corridor he inserted 75 penny cnets into a vending machine
and pressed the button for coffee. Which never appeared.
"Oi.." siad Jay to the machine
"YEah? wot?" replied the vender.
"You maybe wanna give me my coffee?
"Um..nah"
Jay narrowed his eyes and let out an almighty blood curdling yell,
before attacknig the machine. Legs, Arms, flying everywhere the
machine gave in, "ALright alright! have your sodding coffee!"
said the machine and promptly unleashed a torrent of searing hot Java
from its nozzle soaking Jay and, in fact pushnig him back due to the
extreme force of the liquid. Jay fell back agianst the wall, and
slumped to the ground.
It was at this point ALota tunred the corner.
"Jay?" she asked, trying to hold back laughter "What happened"
"HE CHALLENGED A COFFEE MACHINE TO A BATTLE OF WITS AND LOST!!!"
yelled the coffee machine.
Jay shot him a glance of pure malevolence.
"Alota listen" he said, "Take this" he passed her the gun he was
still carrying from the Plebe mission "Keep it with you..stay clear
from Phil, make sure Tara does too, in fact have her stay with us for
a few days if need be"
"What..why? whats going on"
"I cant say...but trust me, dont tell ANYONE about this"
Alota was confused but she trusted her husband, and he must have a
good reason to be...well..nuts.
"Ok honey" she said "whatever you say"
"Just, stay alert"
----- Original Message -----
From: Christopher Kentlea
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf
Sent: Tuesday, February 26, 2002 8:13 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] 5 seconds must be a record...
Who : Phil, Doom etc
Where : Phil's new office
When : After Doom question.
"WEll, that must be a record. Only 5 seconds..."
"WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT YOU FOLLISH SNIFFER OF MUPPET'S
UNDERAMS.."
Phil leant over the desk and grabbed Doom by the collor.
"Listen you stupid eletcric donkey bitter. I've only been in this job
for 5 seconds and allready I have had a theif go missing, and some
oen who we'd all though had buggered off the ship is now asking ME
stupid questions about the applocalype. I do NOT submit, because I
have SEEN the appcalypes and belive me, you would NOT want to see
that repeated here, IF YOU KEEP ON ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS. ARE WE
UNDERSTOOD MISTER AND STAND TO ATTENTION WHEN YOU ADDRESS A SENIOR
OFFICER........"
Phil let go of Doom, who was quite impressed by his bosses outburst.
"I SHALL TAKE THAT AS AN AFFIRMATION OF YOUR LOYTALY. IS IS NOW YOUR
TURN TO COMMAND ME..."
"Exccelnt, " Said Phil, sitting down. "I need you to find a theif
goes bny the MO of Grabby. He is to be taken alive and unharmed. Yes
i know that for the security department on this ship what I just said
is like asking for a pork sausage at a jewih wedding, but just make
sure it happens. Dismissed."
Doom left Phil's office. Seeing him go put a smile on his face. He
then wrote a note for the clearnes to come in and tidy this , well,
mess, and went off to see if Jay had arrived yet. He then stopped by
his old lab to pick up a computer padd which had some VERY intresting
files on it....
** 10 mins later, Hanger bay **
Jay was walking round the wrekage of the space eagle, with the plans
in his hand.
Phil wathed him for a few mins, an idea forming in his mind.
He tapped Jay on the shoulder, cauisng his old freind to jump about
10 feet in the air and adpot a fighting pose. Crysler looked
carefefully at Phil's face, and seeing blue there, smiled.
"I thought for a moment it was ...you know..him..What you been up
too?" asked Jay
"Working on a bomb to destroy the missle. Nothing we've got is
powerful enough otherwise. What are YOu up to?"
"about to rebuild/redesing the space eagle."
Phil put a freindly arm around jay shoulder.
"When you done that, I'll need a small favour from you.."
"Sure, what is it..."
Phil pressed a button on the computer pad. "I'll need you to build
this for me..."
Jay took the pad and looked at it. His mouth dropped open. "You have
got to be f'ing kidding me. You can't even Fly a bug Phil...."
"Wrong, I can...."
There was something about the way Phil said that last statment that
made him shiver with regonistion..."I'll Tell nipples you on board.."
Phil smiled "No you won't. Because if you do tell Niples or anyone
else on board I'm here, I might have to , well, lets just say that
you evil counterpart would find it rather fitting..."
Jay wondered what he meant, until suddenly...."Alota.....Don't you
dare touch her you bastard....."
Phil smiled again and started to walk away. "Rember Crysler, you
ain't seen me, this conversation never happened. And make sure that
as soon as you've finihsed the eagle, you build that or....." Phil
started to wistle the funeral march again...
Jay looked down again on the bad...one word kept flashing over and
over again.....
"RAGNAROK"
<< Jay, or Doom(Welcome back BTW) >>
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