Philnix

Who:- Jay, unconcious tara, Phil...
Where:- desert
 

"Yes.. it's me.....Not sure how, but it is...."
 
There was a thud....
 
Tara had fainted.....
 
Jay was ready to follow her. "PHIL.,,,,wh...ho....I..I.i.i.i.i.i.i."
"Jay. snap out of it"
""WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!"
"Well.....somehow during the missile attack my mind conciousness was transferred into you're ships computer"
"But how?"
"What do I look like a sodding scientist?"
Jay raised an eyebrow..
"ok..so I AM a scientist, got a PhD too! but I was still right!"
"How were you right?"
"I don't look like one!"
Jay slumped into the pilots seat,  opened a can of lager Alota didnt know he hid under the dashboard..he hoped..and swallowed it...in one gulp.
"Hang on" he said opening another can "Wernt you using a neural interface to contorl the Ragnarok?"
"how did you know that?"
"I built the smegging thing you spanner!"
"oh yeh"
Phil pondered this for a while.
"I can see where you;'re going..but..It's never been heard of before..I mean how COULD it happen?"
"Dunno, but it has" Said Jay, glancing at the monitor displaying the Phoenixes status logs.
One entry caught his eye.
 
16/03/02 19:37 GMT
 
Attempting mind copy for holo-revival
 
16/03/02 19:42 GMT
 
Mind copy for holo-revival complete
 
16/03/02 19:43 GMT
 
ERROR ERROR ERROR
 
 
..no more data...file corruption
 
 
 
 
Jay..can I have a beer?
 
 
 
"No you cant!"
"What?" said Phil acting shocked
a new entry appeared on th screen
 
Tight git
 
"spaceships dont drink beer"
"Oh yeah"
 
Smart arse
 
 
<phil/ tara?> 

----- Original Message -----
From: Christopher Kentlea
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf
Sent: Sunday, March 24, 2002 9:57 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Hop(e) on board

Who : Phil/Pheonix, Tara, Jay
When : after the pehonix landed
Where : Desert somewhere
 
"Lets just say i don't want that DEMON ship near me anymore...I read Christine you know...""What?..."
 
-- end flashback ---
 
"Jay, just get on board now..."
 
Tara looked at Jay..."That is really sick you know..."
 
Jay looked surprised...."What do you mean? What you talking about?"
 
"Makijng the voice of the Pheonix sound like Phil...."
 
"I didn't do anything..Prehpaes it was him..." said Jay indicating the rapidly reatreating form of the mecahnic who was shouting things like "possed craft of stansa left buttock...." or something like that...
 
"Look, will u two get on board NOW!" Phil practically shouted at them,  which thanks to the Pheonix's speaker system sounded like a Motorhead concert being turned up to 11.
 
Jay slowley got into the Pheonix and looked around. Noone was there. Tara folowed as well...."I mean it Chrysler, you can be sick. Playing Phil's voice...."
 
"Tara, you should sit down..." said Phil
 
"You doing it again Jay!"
 
Jay cried out..."IT's NOT ME!""""
 
At that moment "CAPTAIN SEYMOUR F. NIPLES IS NO LONGER IN COMMAND OF THE J.M.C BLUE DWARF. I AM DECLARING SHIPWIDE SHORE LEAVE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE."
 
There was a stunned silence, which Phil broke..."Bugger me, we have a hamster for a captain now..."
 
"It IS you isn't it Phil?" asked Jay...hope creaping into his voice
 
"Yes.. it's me.....Not sure how, but it is...."
 
There was a thud....
 
Tara had fainted.....
 
<<jay or Tara?>
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