Mutiny part 2 Dolly's asasination

<Snipety snoo>
"Don't worry, now just count to ten and this jab will be over and
done with soon" she said in a voice that was as if she was talking to
a child. Pulling out the insanley big needle, Alota stuck it in
Hussain's wrist,
"One......two........three...." Hussain passed out,
"Oh goodie good she's going to be out for oh three days, that's good,
because in the space corps directive is says,
"All newly appointed plastic surgeons must have a test subject of
their choice to practice on, captians included"" Alota laughed
manicly, "I'll give you a lip jjob and a tummie tuck!" she hissed.
<End snipety snoo>
Alota pulled out a perminant marker and began doodling here there and
everywhere, she started from the forehead and drew a huge line going
across from side to side then did another one above it and below it
making pretty little lines going across from side to side.
"I wonder if it's possible for plastic surgens to do hair
transplants?" she pondered this whilst playing a game of noughts and
crosses on Hussain's cheek,
"Only one way to find out" she cackled as she did a very weird
straight tash just underneath her nose, then did a goatie along her
chin. Picking up the JMC guide to plastic surgery and flicked
through the pages, she stopped when 'lip jobs' came into view,
'Take huge syringe stick in ass and remove fat then stick in lips to
create a huge pair of lips' Alota read to herself,
"Hussain I'm only doing what the book says" she turned hussain on her
front pulled out a syringe
"This is not going to be pretty" Alota thought to herself.
~almost an hour later~
"There done, full on lip enlargement, stomach inflation, goatie,
sadame hussain beard and really weird eyebrows, I'll give her another
dose of Anesthetic to knock her out for another day or so, gives me
enough chance to carry out my plans.....MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Dissapearing out of the medi-bay she went to command deck, going over
to the intercom she pressed down the speak button,
"Everybody, this is Alota Chrysler, supposed plastic surgon, now as
you know the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler, check history books if
unsure of who this man is, has come aboard as Captain Samantha
Hussain. As we know bitch is an understatement, which is why I'm
creating a revolution, everyone who wants in meet in my quarters in
five Earth days but try and make it inconspicuous, so that Hitler
doesn't find out" she cut the line then remembered the thing lying in
the medi-bay, turning around she reiniciatedd the intercom link,
"Oh yeah, pay 2 dollar pounds to Alota Chrysler and you can see the
fantastic makeover of Captain Samantha Hussain, she's lying in the
medi-bay, this chance of a life time will last only one day" Alota
grinned then severed the connection, she turned around to see the
face of Dolly come up on a huge screen,
"Do you think this is very wise?" Dolly asked sinicly "We shouldn't
harm the one that grasis us with her presence, she should be
respected and wor..."
"Can you put a sock in it? She ain't no god, she ain't perfect,
nobodies perfect" Alota hollared being followed by Dolly's gaunt face
through the doors of command deck down to engineering,
"Perhaps if you get to know her" Dolly protested,
"Listen, I don't like her she don't like me, check medi-bay for prove
that I don't like her".
Engineering was quiet nobody was here, everyone had either been
asigned to bod duty or cleaning potatoes, fun! Luckily Alota had
originaly been trained as an engineer and she needed no help. Going
up to Holly/dolly's main CPU. Flicking a few buttons, she got a
response from Dolly,
"What do you think you are doing" Dolly said sending an electric
shock that shocked Alota,
"Stupid computer!"Alota cursed, "For your information I am getting
Holly back",
"That is impossible, especially if I lock the keyboard out" Dolly
sneered,
"Nothing's impossible" Alota smirked, "But as you wish I will not
tamper with you, in exchange for some chicken soup to be delivered to
me from vender B46"
"Is that all, of course that is easy". Out of nowhere a funny
buzzing sound then a huge chicken soup pot teleported in,
"Wow that's some startreck crap" Alota thought, taking the chicken
soup she poured it all over the console,
"WHAT!" hissed Dolly as she faded into oblivion,
"Gullible bloody computer, poor thing didn't realize that that
chicken soup was the one that burns through anything..MWAHAHAHAHA"
going over to the back up console she plugged Holly back in,
"Holly dude you can come out you know" she said to the screen, Holly
appeared, "Right Holly your gonna have a face lift and will report to
the name of Dolly" Alota said programing the new commands into
Holly's program,
"Why?" Holly asked,
"Because I'm starting a little revolution, I need your help, and that
DOlly bird was just a fridgid god worshipper, I need you to act like
Dolly but help me in anyway, if that's ok"
"Sure, but why?"
"We want Captian Seymour Nipples back"
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