HRH Niples + Cptn Hussain "Coming closer"

Captain Smantha "stuck up" Hussein
Hussain found herself alone, she cast a wicked glare in the drection of the
crewmembers she'd just seen. Those Chrysler "siblings", that Keto, Cerebrum,
Dean, Tara too many people to remember, she wrote all of their names down in
her notebook. She'd mention them in her next scheduled report to the Space
Core.
They were all troublemakers. Captain Niples obviously hadn't been hard
enough on them all.
"Big softy." She said under her breath. She had neverbeen as humiliated as
she had already on this sip, these people didn't recognise authority and
didn't respect ANYTHING!!!
It made her so angry, but she was determined to teach them a lesson.
"Closing down Parrotts bar was the start of their... moral cleansing." she
murmered. "They will soon learn to respect me, and abide by my commands, I
will gain their trust eventually even if it breaks them trying!!! Hahaha!"
she laughed a bit to herself but a thought crossed her mind suddenly.
"They are a resourceful lot, I have to give them that." She said about the
crew, the nearest thing to a compliment she had given them yet, although
they couldn't hear.
"They might try more extreme measures to defy me. They just don't know
what's good for them! They might try and fight, but why? Why do they have to
fight me? Can't they see that order and discipline are key to an efficient
ship? I'd better come up with some backup plans in case they try anything
stupid."
Hussain opened up a wall panel and pulled a keyboard out. She began typing
codes into the main computer. She encrypted them, copied them, doubly
incrypted them, engrained them into boot and bios so that nobody could
detect them or override them until it was too late. She hoped it wouldn't
even come to that.
"But of you defy me, I will use these!" she grimmaced.
<<More material for the BD crew to play with!>>
Meanwhile... back on Earth.
Just outside the destroyed Buckingham Palace
Space Eagle2
Earth
HRH King Niples (patriotic), Katrina Swete (bleeding), Cubie (recharging),
Steev (panicking),
"I can't believe you destroyed Buckingham Palace!" Said Seymour for the 20th
time.
"STOP SAYING THAT!" said Cubie, "You're fiance's bleeding to
death-REMEMBER?!"
"Oh dear me yes!" Said Seymour turning around in the cramped cockpit.
"We should get her to the hospital, is there one around here?"
"There should be one somewhere aroun- good heavens! I'm the King, I could
open one!!"
"Erm guys?" Said Steev.
Seymour took the road map out of the glove compartment and started studying
it. "If we're here, and there's a landmark there....ooh look- a castle, and
its got a picnic site nearby.. that means theres a hospital...."
"On the Blue Dwarf?" said Steev.
"Well yes there is Mr. MkEnZyyyy but I'd prefer one more adiquately
equipped, besides I rather think it not wise to show my face around there
again. Not being a Captain and all that."
"Yeah but well, you see, I accidentally pressed the Emergency autopilot
button and its set to auto-return to the Blue Dwarf." Steev said sheepishly.
Seymour tried to remain calm. "Oh, oh dear. My girlfriend's dying and you're
taking us to the place with the WORST BLOODY MEDICAL RECORD IN THE HISTORY
OF THE BLOODY UNIVERSE!!!!!!"
Seymour started beating Steev with the map.
"AND EVEN WORSE, I'M GOING TO GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE MAN WHO BLEW UP THE
ROYAL BRITISH PALACE ALL BECAUSE OF YOU! MY STATUS AS AN UPPER CLASS CITIZEN
WILL BE TARNISHED FOREVER!!!!"
Seymour found his hands around Steev's throat and started choking him to
death.
Cubie butted in and forced the two apart. Katrina regained consciousness and
started coughing.
"Sweetie, are you okay?" Seymour's demeanour suddenly changed. He
straightened his tie and flattened his hair down. And spoke softly to
Katrina. "Its going to be alright sweetie, I'm going to make sure you see a
good doctor."
Katrina looked hazily towards the window. "We're going back to the Blue
Dwarf!!!" She sat up suddenly, causing her pain. Cubie eased her back down.
"At least you'll see 'A' doctor, I'm not sure about 'good'. " Steev said
sarcastically, hoping the others wouldn't hear.
Seymour spun around, loosing his temper again and continued throttling the
Engineer.
<<Okay medi-crew that are new to the job, heres a patient- be VERY VERY
CAREFULL with her!!!>>
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David "Onion" Ball
Captain Seymor Niples, J.M.C Blue Dwarf
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Jay whipped out his mobile and called Phil.
"PHIL! pickup NOW!"
"Jay..I'm kinda busy..."
"Oh ok SORRY TO BOTHER YOU! WE'LL FIND ANOTHER
WAY TO AVOID BEING VAPORISED BY AN ATOMIC BLAST!"
"Ok mate, cool, catch ya later?"
"Phil....pick us up now.or I'll tell Tara what you did at my stag night"
"Be there in 2"
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