Break a leg ducky....

Who : Phil, MP, Dean, Keto etc....aka.The Resccue Posse
When : After MP's ben hur impression
Where : Crash Planet
 
"Actually, I've fallen over and my leg is in pain." said Phil, as Keto leapt over him."He has too." said Keto, searching for an ointment bottle...-----end the snipeth ----
 
Phils look around , starting to panic...the last Time he had tried one of keto oniments, it had left him with the curious but permant effect of thinking he was Satan every time ge got drunk..
 
"Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit.."
 
"There why are you weraing rubber gloves.."
 
"<mumble muble..>"
 
"What was that...?"
 
"Nothing...Whats that MP has found..." Said Keto, taking a leaf from the "Phil FeBuggure book of Diversion Tactics"
 
Phil turned his head round and Keto slapped an oinment on his swollen leg...
 
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGh.....ouch...that hurt you GIT!"
 
"oh smegg....!" said Keto looking at the label of the onimment bottle...
 
Phil spoke very softley...
 
"Keto....I want a straight answer from you...You've used the wrong ontment havment you...?"
 
There was a pause.
 
"Yes.."
 
There was another pause
 
"Keto...." answered Phil, again, very softly
 
"Yes Phil..."
 
"You do know I'm GOING TO KILL YOU....."
 
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