Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] That\'s it, I\'m gonn get the smeggeer this time...

"KIDNAPPING?!" Jay screamed as he heard the announcement, as he tore along the corridor as quickly as he could pushing a stretcher carrying both a 15 year old girl AND a 7 foot Gelf.
 
All things considered he's be making good time going BACKWARDS.
"Vanessa..." he panted "You're  a..hard..light  hologram....you..dont...get...exhausted...."
"And?"
"SO WHY THE SMEG ARENT YOU PUSHING THE SODDING STRETCHER RATHER THAN MAKE ME DO ALL THE BLOODY WORK!"
"because.." she said matter of factly "I just did my nails."
 
 
Before long they had boarded the Rapier, and had arrived at the medi-bay.
Vanessa whistled.
"Now THAT it one impressive medi-bay!" she said "i bet Keto would KILL to get his hands on some of the equipment in here!" 
"Vanessa, Keto would kill his own mother to get his hands on an M&M,...in fact..he's TRIED to kill ME loads of times!"
Vanessa raised an eyebrow, "Who HASNT?!"
".......Mum..." Jay said quietly.
"Dont count on it mate, she just never suceeded!"
"Help me get these two on the beds will ya sis?" Jay said, lifting Amber on to the nearest bed. Vanessa lifted Grimm.  
"You're the one with the medical degree" Jay said "You'll have to do the transfusion, I'll keep watch"
Vanessa got to work. Jay sat in the corner, watching a monitor. What he hadnt noticed was the sleeping pirate in the corner of the room.
He woke up with a start shouting something about gerbils.
He spotted Vanessa.
"Who are you?!"
Vanessa froze, and turned to face the pirate.
"Er....um,...er..please state the nature of the medical emergency?!" she said hopefully....
"COOL!" said the Pirate "You're one of those new emregency medical holograms aint ya?"
"They really have those?" Vanessa asked, genuinley interested "..er..I..mean OF COURSE!"
"Wow...never seen one before..they hal-inch ya from the dwarf?"
"Yes"
"Heh..pretty too..."
"JAY!!!!" Vanessa screamed
Jay suddenly aware of the newcomer stood. "Barry, leave the hologram alone will ya" he said, trying not to let on that he was again himself.
"Sure...Jay..sure...but whos that?" he asked pointing at Amber.
"One of the Blue Dwarf pilots...thought she could 'come in handy' but of course....you guys would NEVER think of that!" he said a tone of sarcasm forming in his voice
"What?"
Jay pulled a gun "Get in the cupboard barry"
 
A few hours later, Barry was still in the cupboard, playing 'i spy' with Jay but was losing badly as all he could see was 'cupboard' 'shelf' and 'door'
while Jay had the whole medi-bay.
"S..." Jay said
"Sky?"
"Nope"
"Seeling"
"Ceiling starts with a 'c'"
"Shoes?"
"nope..."
"Jay" came Vanessa's voice "Its done"
Jay got to his feet. "Is she gonna be ok?"
"It'll take a few weeks for her to recover fully, but She should be ok, I'll wake her"
With that she injected something into ambers neck, who slowly opened her eyes.
The first thing she saw was Vanessa.
"Oh smeg..." Amber said "Im dead too arent I?"
 
 
<phil? Tara? anyone ?>

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