Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] **Action** \"Parallels pt2\"
Movie Theatre Blue Dwarf (Our one)
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Doom once again sat by himself at the back of the theatre and reflected on
how much he had accomplished in so little time in the names of the various
gods. He felt he truly had lived up to his name thus far, although he was
far from finished.
Doom sat by himself rather uncomfortably. The bloody scutters had got hold
of the movie projector once again BASTARDS!! Doom was reaching breaking
point now with John Wayne (A good trick for someone who lost it years ago).
He watched again as a couple giggling walked towards the row he was sitting
at and noticed him and promptly legged it to the other side of the room.
Doom looked after the fleeing couple and sighed. Doom decided that he had
to get out of where he was before another film started.
Doom stood up and looked about before turning to leave when suddenly the
ship rocked and Doom collapsed on the floor.
Inditerminate time later
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Doom sat up his eyes glowing with primal lust. "AH AT LAST AFTER ALL THESE
FALSE HOPES THE APOCALYPSE IS FINALLY HERE BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Doom lept up and removed from his cloak his now familliar knife and black
leather bound book. He took off down the corridor on his way he shouted up
at the nearest viewscreen.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HOLLY WHaT CAUSED THAT BANG!!" Holly appeared once
again and looked down "There appears to be another Blue Dwarf nearby some of
the crew have gone away to check it out." Doom looked around and smiled
"AHA THE FALSE HEATHEN SHIP THE FALSE PROPHETS MASQUERADING AS OUR DIVINE
CREW WELL I'LL GET THEM THEY WILL SUFFER THE TORMENTS OF THE STUPID WINE
GUMS OF THE RIGHT BUTTOCK OF THE GOD OF UNPLESENT PARTIES
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Doom headed off towards the shuttle bay and got on board a blue midget
before heading out the ship.
Space 5 minutes later
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Doom was heading towards the enemy ship foaming at the mouth when he
recieved a call from an identical ship nearby. He answered the call quickly
a voice boomed over the speaker. "FOOLISH MORTAL ANSWER NOW FOUL HEATHEN OR
TASTE THE SUFFERING OF THE LARD PUDDING OF SPITEFULL IMACULATE FRANK HERBERT
MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Doom blinked and pressed the com button. "ANOTHER BELIEVER...SHOW ME YOUR
SHIP I MUST JOIN YOU"
Other Blue Dwarf
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Two identical ships landed in the hanger and the doors opened at the same
time. Doom lept out followed immediatly by Doom No 2. "THE APOCALYPSE IS
AT HAND ACCEPT IT MORTALS" they boomed before charging off towards the drive
room
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