of hamsters and midgets

Who : The dirty half dozen
Where : Landing bay
When : When they landed
 
Phil was wandering around the landing bay. A Plan to distract the plebs on the planet was forming in his mind..
 
"eeeee?"
 
"No thanks, I don't eat flowers..." Said Phil to MP, who was munching on the last few buds he had managed to swipe from Jay.
 
"eeeeee? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee....ee!"
 
"Very true....Lets go and she what she has done then......"
 
** 15 mins later , Science Lab**
 
Phil was amazed. In just two days Vannessa had rebuilt the old scince lab.
 
"I'm impressed, " he said, "But why?"
 
Vannessa spoke..."Over the past few days, memories have been flodding my mind. The best way I found to get rid of them was by doing stuff. For some reason , I was drawn here.."
 
"But you've rebuilt ERVERTHING. I mean look...Theres the time fridge, still broken, but that's the way I left it, Kenny the hamstesr back in robot form for some reason..."
 
"eeeee!" interuupted the midget
 
"What the....BLOODY HELL...I forgot about that, " Phil reached for what looked like a huge gun...
 
"What is it? "Asked Vannesa "I had no idea what it does.."
 
"It's a portable wormhole generator...I never got it finished...Hey...That's what Nipples wanted..Fangtastic. It's also given me a idea....HOLLY!"
 
"What now? Blimey MP you got bigger all of a sudden..." Said the stupid AI.
 
"Holly. It's me Phil. Now listen VERY carefully. I want you to establish a comms link with Nipples do you understand that?"
 
"Yes..."
 
"Well?"
 
"Ahh, you want me to esaablish it..I thought you wanted to know if I understood the question..."
 
"Oh dear...Just do it okay..Then get Jo Pilades on the line as well, I'll need a pilot and theres far too many Jays about for my liking right now.."
 
The link was established....
 
<< Niples, we're ready here...>>
 
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