Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] GO GO GO!!!!!

> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: Andy
> > To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
> > Sent: Friday, August 09, 2002 11:43 PM
> > Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] GO GO GO!!!!!
> >
> >
> > Who:- Jay's party
> > Where:- Shuttleport.
> >
> > "SSSSSSSSH!!" Jay whsipered, kicking Mini-Phil in the forehead.
> > "I dont care WHAT fetishes she has, keep quiet!!"
> > "eee..."
> > "SHUT UP!!"
> > Jay cocked his gun, his back to a pile of cargo crates he spoke
>"Ok,
> >wait for White Wolf to make his distraction the move out.!"
> > "Um..Jay..sweetie..?" Alota said
> > "Yeh? whats up hon?"
> > "he's already made it"
> > "What?..WHOA WAIT UP!" he shouted as Phil, Kara, Alota, Vanessa,
>Efof
> >Mini-Phil etc etc etc etc....even Gail weathers and her film crew
>dashed
> >across the airfield.
> > "Hey! you cant just run airside like that! people like me might
>land
> >on ya!"
> > The group ducked behind the wreckage of a passenger shuttle.
> > "ok" Phil said. "On three we head over there, catch a breather
>then
> >head for the tower?"
> > "Sounds good buddy, one, two three!! LEG IT!" (Thats run very very
> >fast for you americans who have to translate u.s english to uk english
> >Lodo)
> > The group again got up and ran across the airfield, blasting
>random
> >weapons fire at bigs here and there.
> > Alota suddenely found herslef thrown to the ground, with Jay on
>top of
> >her.
> > "NOT NOW JAY!" she shouted "Jesus...when you want..." she was cut
>off
> >by a swooping hornet bug. dive bombing where she had stood seconds
>before.
> > "I'll let you off" she said
> > The Chryslers leant up against the storage crates that were
> >convieniently right where they landed, almost as if someone had written
>the
> >plot for them...*whistles*..
> > "ok.." said Jay.."White wolf siad they were near-sighted, so
>hopefully
> >they wont see us."
> > "He also said they track pheromones muppet." Alota said.
> > "aaahh smeg cant I get a break, 'pheromones' she tells me, and
>here's
> >you and me, two people hopelessy attracted to each other and therfore
> >increasing the permone level ten-fold"
> > "speak for yourself mate.." Alota responded
> > "COVER YOUR EYES!!" came Phils voice, and a flash grenade was
>hurled
> >in their direction. It went off blinding the bugs' and giving Mr and
>Mrs
> >Chrysler a chance to run.
> > They sheltered with Phil and co by a nearby Shuttleport fire
>truck.
> > "Ok...." Jay said panting "We just got about.." puff pant
>"400.metres
> >to run and were home free..and hey sprinting always was my best event"
> > "there a problem with that guys" Vanessa said peering around the
>side
> >of the fire truck. "What?" Kara asked.
> > "Theres a gathering of beetles outside the tower entrance"
> > "Sis..." Jay said "You REALLY know how to brighten my day.."
> > "You mean like when I told mum you were the one who spilt paint on
>the
> >carpet..."
> > "Exactly"
> >
> >
> > <NEXT?!>
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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Kara walked stood there staring at the two siblings.
"Never told me your sister was a hologram."
Some of the group looked at her.
"Did I just say that out-loud?"
They all nodded.
"Smeg."
Kara said as she blushed with embarassment.
"Okay then how do we get out of this one?"
Jay wondered.
Kara walked out there and threw her guns at the bugs. She gave them a
two-fingered salute and made a dash for a nearby ship.
"The other hologram has gone insane for some reason. She has gone out there
un-armed and unassisted. What could happen now is only a decsion for God to
make."
The reporter blithered on.
"SHUT UP!"
Everyone yelled.
Kara came up to the ship but she couldn't get in. A few beetles had made
their way up to her.
"Oh God."
One beetle came down fast and slashed at her ripping her jacket.
"You filthy little smegger...that's my favourite jacket! You're gonna get it
now!"
The beetle then picked her up and threw her into the com tower. Kara slid to
the ground and remained motionless.
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