Is it a bird? Is it a plane....No it's just MP

Who : Those who witnsed MP's impression of Superman
When : After he took flight
Where : ?
 
MP landed with a thud....
 
"eeee..."
 
Jay cried out....."I heard that you little bugger...."
 
Phil pushed Jay to one side. "Grab the light be and make a run for it..."
 
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 
"Did you just call me a gimp?"
 
"EEE"
 
"Look just run for it okay..."
 
"eee"
 
MP made a run for the light bee....
 
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 
"what did he say?" asked Alota
 
Phil took over here "He said - "I've got the light be you stupid chimp-faced bottom wiper, now how about some kind of weapon and/or help before I get my face bitten off  and my frontal lobes used as a novelty xylaphone..."
 
"He said all that?" asked a unbeliving Vannesa.
 
"Yes he did."
 
Cerebrum tapped Phil on the shoulder
 
"Erm Philip...I do belive you midget is trying to get your attention..."
 
"What makes you say that..?"
 
"Well he does appear to be heading this way rather fast and is riding one of the beetles, which sadly is attacting the attention of the other beetles and they are following...."
 
"The stupid clone is riding the queen beetle...stupid bugger "*
 
MP was heading their way and rapidly getting closer
 
Phil turned to Cerebrum..."Okay, the midgets booked into a seesion with you whenver you want, cos I have serios doubts about the sanity of someone who would lead a band of beetles towards us...YOU STUPID IDOT...."...The last part was directed towards MP, who had somehow manged to get the beetle-queen to take flight...
 
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* = I'm not too sure if there is such a thing as a queen beetle, but there is now....
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