New Crewmember

NEW BLUE DWARF CREWMEMBER!!!!
 
Stewie will be posting from Australia, this is his first e-mail role playing game so everybody be nice to him, ok?
 
(That includes you Harris!)
>>Name: Stuart "Stewie" McKenzie>Birthplace: Edinburgh, Scotland>Birthdate: October 9th, 2053>Age: 47>>Physical description: Tall, about 6 ft. Thin, no facial>hair. Has brown eyes. Always wears a black suit. He>has light, straight, brown hair.>>Maritial Status - Married - Christine McKenzie - lives>as a civilian onboard the Blue Dwarf.>>Personality: Stewie likes a good laugh and will joke>with anyone. Does get grumpy when people mock his>department store. Always kind to the officers and>the other crew.>>Stuart's History>>Stuart "Stewie" McKenzie joined the ship on April>the 12th, 2100 - looking for a new frontier. He>attented Oxford and got a degree in Business &>Economics - even though his store on Earth>failed miserably. His parents died when Stuart>was 18.>>Occupation: Promenade Shopkeeper - "McKenzie's">Type of Shop: Department store>>Quote: "If you don't like it - bugger off!">>History of McKenzie's>Opened shop in Blue Dwarf after "McKenzie's">in Aberdeen mysteriously burned down. The store is known for>its almost-infinite variety of clothing for men, women,>children and holograms. "McKenzie's" also has state of>the art Audio and Visual equipment for the enjoyment of>the crew. All officers received 15% off all Audio/Visual,>clothing, dinnerware & other electrical appliances.>Officers also don't have to pay the P.O.S.T - Postage On>Supplies Tax - while Technicians & Civilians pay full price>unless discounted.>>A "McKenzie's" Catalogue will be distributed monthly>(or bi-monthly) in the 'Messages' Section. But quickly>specials in December ->>* Santa's Own!: Plastic Xmas Trees - Excellent quality>        - Revolving: $£ 110.20>        - Static: $£ 70.30>>* Santa's Own!: Tree lighting - $£ 30.76 per box>>* Carol Jukebox - sing all your carols with this one stop>Music box! - $£ 502.50>
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