I ain't no daughter of yours!

"It's not Amber...it's Dean...."
Phil face went what can best be described as...confsued...
"Pardon?"
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"Smeg! MP, get out, and go and look up, Alota's skirt! go on, get outta here! And so saying, Amber threw MP out of the room."
"You should open the door first." said Vanessa.
"Ach, knocked out is good enough, now I just place him outside. It's easier when he doesn't fight back."
"Point taken." said Vanessa.
"What's wrong with you Amber?" asked Phil
"Ok, listen up Phil, Vanessa. Cerebrum was psych. evaluating the whole piloting department. He smegged it up, and so now Dean is in Amber's body, Amber is in Jay's. Jay is in Rio's. Rio is in Efof's. Efof is in Kara's, and Kara is in mine, got that? Good. But under no circumstances so we tell anyone else, so we can't even tell Tara alright?"
"Erm.. ok."
"Ok, give me a crash course in being Amber." said Dean, hoping to hell that the machine would be fixed soon...
 
Dean "No, I really am him!" Thomas