Use the psychiatry.

Who: Tara, Trisees, Keto, Cerebrum, Zodar
Where: Some corridor
When: Do you read the snips?
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"Not a chance, Trisees," Cerebrum snapped, levelling his revolver at him. "The psychiatric department is my department, and if you do anything that falls under its jurisdiction, you ask me first."
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It took all of a few nanoseconds to register in Tara's brain that this was Cerebrum.
"Cerebrum." She said in a cold voice to rival Keto on a bad day in a glacier. It took Cerebrum less time to realise the threat to his life. "I hope this has something to do with getting my daughter back into her body."
"Of course it does. I have valuable equipment that I salvaged from the wreckage of the bug ships." He lied with a smug look on his face confident in his lying abilities.
"Your lying. It is impossible to lie to a mother. Especially a mother who is also a nurse. A nurse who has to have eyes in the back of her head from trying to keep Mini-Phil out of her underwear draw!" She resisted the urge to beat him into next week.
"She's good." Stated Zodar who had clambered out of the wreckage after Cerebrum whilst Keto had his coat stuck on a jagged piece of metal. Cerebrum seemed lost for words, no one had ever seen through his lies before.
"Now may I suggest a solution that can satisfy me and other people who don't really matter" Trisees said lazily "I smeg off and get away from you lot."
"Don't even think it." Tara said. If this was a cartoon, a lightbulb would be visible next to Tara's head. "Why don't you and Cerebrum work together?" There was a loud ripping noise followed by a yelp of pain from Keto.
"Ow damnit.... oh my coat." said Keto holding a large rip. Zodar laughed
"It was him" He said pointing at the vending machine as Keto glared at him.
"I'm not working with that head case!" Cerebrum and Trisees yelled at the same time.
"You see what he just called me!" Cerebrum wailed
"I'm not working with someone like him!" Trisees sneered. Tara smiled
"I'll leave you to settle it. Remember what I said Trisees dear." said Tara, with more than a hint of sarcasm in her voice. "Now boys if you'll excuse me. I have a phone call to make." And with that Tara left the two baffled people......<Tag>

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