cease an desist ye knights!

<Ye mystical snip>
"Whoooohoo!!!!" Rufus said swinging his sword. Only to realise that all the undead things had been killed off. He looked back at his mother, who was smiling sweetly at him. "Hmmmph." He said sitting down on a tree stump. "Thats just so unfair."
<End ye snip>
 
Sir Cullus and Sir Cumcision spotted White Wolf "THE DEMON!"
"Huh, what?" Alota asked, "Oh..no WAIT!"
Cullus and Cumcision had already drawn their swords again and were charging at the hamster, who said simply "AH"
Jay, Rufus and Niples rode their horses between the knights and the hamster and shouted in unison
"STOP!"
"Ye dare to stop me from slaying the demon?, aye, his baronship will be displeased!"
"Tim.." said Jay
"SIR tim"
"Sorry, SIR tim, White Wolf isn't a demon! he's an ally, and he's as human as we are!" Jay looked back at the hamster, "well....he used to be"
"Is this true las?" Cullus asked Alota. "I never doubt a woman's words"
"Yes Sir Cullus, it's true White Wolf was the victim of an unfortunate...er.."
"CURSE!" said White wolf, "Yes a curse was laid upon me by a wizard many years ago... "
"Ahh, very well" said Sir Cullus, "But if any of ye cross me there will be dire consequences for ye!"
 
Jay stepped down from his horse, "Captain, I found the reason for the equipment not working, theres a ...citadel?...is that the word?...anyway, something inside it is giving of a electromagnetic field thats disrupting our weapons, were gonna have to stop it before we can get away from this planet"
"amber, how did you come up with that?" 
"because I'm jay again sir"
"Ah, where is this citadel?"
"Due East, I'd say about....4 or 5 days travel on foot, I made a mental map of the area, I can lead us there to some degree of accuracy"
"Well done commander, but these people know the forest and probably more of this whole planet than we do" he said gesturing at the array of Citadeelian folk theyd met, Jay looked at Gomja, "Handsome bunch arent they?"
"SSH! Jay!, Dont insult them we may need they're help!"
"I'm willing to work with them to find the Citadel"
White Wolf nodded.
"Whaddya say guys?" he said to the crowd of goblins and warriors "Fancy a...um..quest?"
 
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