A demonstration

> "SSH! Jay!, Dont insult them we may need they're help!"
> "I'm willing to work with them to find the Citadel"
> White Wolf nodded.
> "Whaddya say guys?" he said to the crowd of goblins and warriors "Fancy
a...um..quest?"
"Before we continue, I must request that you all take two pills of Chromium
Tridroniate," Cerebrum stated. "You see, the undead don't exist and magic
doesn't exist. Since there are undead here, that must mean everybody is
currently suffering mass hallucinations. Allow me to demonstrate. You see,
the calculations of necromancy would mean that if it were real, there would
have to be a necromancer standing that way," he pointed into the forest. "I
shall demonstrate that there isn't, proving that we're all suffering
hallucinations from hallucinogens in the atmosphere."
Cerebrum reached into his coat, and withdrew a high-caliber pistol that he
had confiscated from one of his patients earlier one. He pointed it off into
the forest in the direction he had pointed and squeezed the trigger. There
was a bang, a scream and a thud of an average sized human body hitting the
ground.
"And as you can plainly see, necromancy is merely animating dead bodies
through the use of nanobots," Cerebrum finished smoothly. "Any questions? I
hope you took notes, there'll be a test later."

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