Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Bastards

"Hey Eve, I'll work on the console and give you a yell if anything comes up, you go and do what ever it is you science people do with that egg, seeing as your the only science officer on board now that Phil is a thug""The head thug thank you very much" Phil called out."Keep trying it, I'm gonna try an hail them" Jay said, pulled on his headset, "Chrysler to Blue Dwarf please respond.."
he was greeted by nothing but static.
"Blue Dwarf come in, please respond"
FFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT
"What the smeg is going on?"
Eve looked up from the console, "Well, they've suffered a power drain, somethings drained the fuel supplies almost to nothing, probably why theres no communications"
"Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaaat!" said Jay sarcastically, "Dean....you're pushing, I think theres a petrol station just around that asteroid.."
Dean's eyes marrowed as he glared at Jay "So why no life signs?"
"Probably a fault with the console" Jay said "There was a power surge as I powered up, must have been left switched on when the power failed going down there, probably shorted it out"
Alota entered the cockpit, "Any luck?" she asked, clutching her injured leg. White Wolf turned to face her, "Not yet, Jay and Eve think its....."
 
BOOM!  
 
"JAY? what was that??" 
 
"SMEG!" Jay shouted, we forgot about the bug ships...they've seen us"
"SHAKE THEM OFF!" 
"WHAT THE F@#K  DO YOU THINK IM TRYING TO DO??!?!?" Jay replied, later adding a less aggressive  "sir"
"Hold on to something..." Jay said, and sent the craft onto a barrell roll, making several hymenoptera missles, skim the hull, and throwing the mid-section passengers flying, landing in a heap along the starboard wall.   
"Dean..guns!" said Jay, and Dean took control of the weapons station. and between them they took out enough of the hymenoptera ships to clear a path to one of the Dwarfs shuttlebays. Jay landed at speed, performing what, in a gorund vehicle would have a been a perfect handbrake turn, skidding neatly between the Space Eagle and a Blue Midget.
"Dean, Kara, we gotta get back out there...." Jay said but stopped and looking at the radar said "What the hell...they're backing off..."
Sure enough, the hymenoptera fighters were returning to the mothership, which was in turn returning to the nebula.
"Whatever.." he said shrugging his shoudlers, "I gotta go for a shower anyway..."
 
 

----- Original Message -----
From: Jenni Etienne
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Monday, October 14, 2002 7:52 AM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Bastards

Coloured bits added by us, We suggest that the people involved read it, even if they skim over the black parts.Who : Those heading back to BD
Where : Yadda yadda When : After Holly let one go He flew up alongside the newly made 'door' and lowered the boarding hatch. "Taxi for the White wolf party! hurry up the meters running!" The Party leapt in. "Home James!" yelled WW. "Roger that." said Jay, pulling the bug up and away from the toilet wing."Jay I could kiss you" Jasmine said entering the cockpit, her nose screwing up after a horrid smell coming from Jay had basically punched her in the face."Oh no you don't" said Dean pulling her back"Trust me she wouldn't, it's Jay" Eve called from within 
"She's a bit sluggish isn't she Jay?" Dean observed frm the Navigation console. "Yeah, I added some gliding abilities for when the power cut, but now they're just adding drag." "How we all doing?" asked Dean, shouting back towards the mid section. "Fine, Alota''s cut her leg when Jay shut the smegging airlock too fast on it." came the reply.It was Eve.
"Oh dear." said Dean, sardonically."Oh dear indeed, so why am I in here and Jasmine's in there" Eve stood with her hands on her hips, she wasn't very good when it came to others in pain, that's why she was a scientist and not a nurse like Jasmine. Tara would have come to help but she was busy telling Cerebrum what she'd do to him if the swap between Amber's and Dean's body didn't work out right. Jasmine left Dean's side and went in to tend to Alota, though she replied she was fine and no fussing was needed.
WW entered, "Why's the handling all over the place? These bug's usually have a bit more grace don't they?" "It's Jay's additions sir." said Dean. "They're totally screwing up the ship." "It's still in better condition then yours." "How was I meant to know that the thing was going to lose all systems?" "Much as I'd love to witness this battle of, ahem, wits, can't you two pilots pilot this ting any faster?" "Someone'd have to go outside and remove the carpentry." "How long till we hit the atmosphere Jay?" "10 minutes on this course, provided we lose the wood." "Make it 15." "Why?" asked WW. "Well, then I can climb out and remove the smegging wood in time." "He has a point." said WW. "But it's be suicide. Oh, now I see why you're so keen for Dean to go.""I heard suicide and Dean in the same sentence!" Jasmine called out
"I heard that." said Phil, "He's not killing himself in that body!" "Nice to know you have such confidence in me." said Dean moving through to the midsection, and suting up, "Just in case." he added. "He's not going unless I'm there too! Ensure he doesn't harm her body." said Phil. "Fine, you can go to." said WW. <3 MINUTES LATER> "I can't believe I'm doing this." said Phil through his suit's comm. "You did pretty much volunteer." said Dean back, holding out the saw and starting to cut through 1 of the many bits of wood. "I warn you - you harm her body - you're dead meat." said Phil through the comm again. "How's it going guys?" asked Jay from below. "Well, we're still at the 'he'll kill me if I screw up stage' I'm afraid." "Blimey Phil, move on mate." "Well, Tara'll kill me!" "Shut it and give me a hand." said Dean. <10 MINUTES LATER> "Ok last one done." said Phil to Jay. "I can tell - It handles like a ship nowadays." "Gosh, mine doesn't." said Dean. "Wonder why?" asked Phil. "Time to shift guys, we're going to hit the atmosphere soon." "Rodger that." <2 MINUTES LATER> The airlock opened. and Dean and Phil tumbled out. "Blimey, that was not pretty." said Phil <PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRR!!> "Was that you Jas? That's disgusting."She growled at him.
"GUYS!" shouted Jay ina  panic, "THAT WAS THE BD!" "WHAT?" Dean leapt up into the cockpit and flew into the co-pilots chair. Eve leapt to the science officer's one and ALota limped into the navigation officer's chair, Jasmine stood abit behind WW who stood in the middle of the cockpit.
"It doesn't follow." said Eve.... "They've leveled out." said Dean. "Let's dock and see what happened." said Jay "Or just ask them." said WW, "Holly? What was that? Holly? HOLLY?" "Erm.. guys, there's no life signs from the dwarf." said Eve. "Let's hope that console is playing up." said Dean, gritting his teeth.Eve sat there in silence, the words she had spoken had finally reached her own ears and mind, though she may have looked calm to an onlooker, any other female could see the hurt and pain building up inside."It'll be okay Eve, it's the console I'm sure""Huh?" Dean was confused (not a hard thing I might add)"Ares and Zodar are on BD, her cat and her boyfriend" Jas whispered to Dean, loud enough for the whole cockpit crew to hear"I'll be fine" Eve said through gritted teeth."eeee?" "No thanks I don't want a choclate egg.." said Phil, looking at the console Eve was working on... "EEE "Yes, I'm sure even if they do have cruncy middle bits......hang on....when has chochlate eggs had cruncy middle bits....?" "EE?" "Phil?" said Tara quilty..."Can you PLEASE take that away from your midget..." There was somthing about the way Tara said that that caused Phil to pull out his gun and point it at MP, who dropped one of the chochyeggs he was carrying... WW and Jay poped there heads round the door just in time to see Phil pointing his gun at MP "About time Phil..is the midget starting to annoy you as well..." "No...MP...Where DID you get those eggs?" "eeeeeeEEeeEEEeEEEEEEeee" "And there's how many left?" "E" "Well people i have some good and bad news here...." "What's the bad news?" Asked Jas.. "Well, it appears that at some point some Bug eggs were laid on board....The good news is that MP has eaten all of them excpet that one that he is carrying..."
MP gingerly gave the egg to normal Phil who was about to throw it when Jay did a flying tackle and knocked the egg out of Phil's hand... "We need that...After all that's why we went to that osddeing planet in the first place..Remember?." "Jay..Two things...One Don't ever do that again and two...who's flying this crate?" "Dean....Oh smegg!"Jay bolted back to his pilot sit to find Jasmine in it and Dean sitting with his arms crossed like a teenage girl who had just been told she was grounded."No need to worry Jay" Jas said looking back at him"She's got a point there Jay" said W W, "It's not Dean"Nevertheless Jay gently pushed Jasmine out of his chair (mind you it was only gently because she had gotten up as soon as she realised he was about to sit down, you should never really get in the way of a pilot and his sit.)Eve was still in silence trying to get the console to work, or at least try to get it to give her readings of lifeforms, she was failing miserably."Hey Eve, I'll work on the console and give you a yell if anything comes up, you go and do what ever it is you science people do with that egg, seeing as your the only science officer on board now that Phil is a thug""The head thug thank you very much" Phil called out.<Tag>Jenni/Eve and Lace/Jasmine
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