Oh smeg!

Kara woke up and looked around. She nearly died again when she saw what was
standing by her bed. An exact copy of herself only a little older looking.
"Who the smeg are you?" Kara asked.
"Who do you think I am? The smegging tooth fairy? I'm you you smeghead." Her
future self replied.
"So what do you want? Come to warn me of something bad in the future?" Kara
chirped sarcastically as she climbed out of bed.
"Then that would give away the surprise." The future hologram replied.
"Don't want to ruin that." Kara mused.
"I've come to tell you something that's far more important anyways."
"And that is?"
"You gotta stop being such a softie."
"What?!"
"Crying all the time and that crap come on and grow up."
"Oh what would you know?"
"I'm you I know why you do that all the time and don't worry it'll change
one day."
"Really?"
"Yeah but I can't tell you who changes it though."
"Aww damn."
"Well I can at least give you something."
"And what is it?"
"Not right now we have to go get it you silly sod."
"Hey watch it!"
"Sorry. Come on I'll show it you."
"Why can't you just give it to me?"
"Cause its to damn big that's why."
"Oh."
The two Kara's then left the room.
(Tag anyone if we happen to meet you!)
Smeg On, Captain Emerald.
"Life, love, and pursuit of fun-size crunchy bars!"
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