SNICK to the future... Part 2

Who: Jay, Phil, and the Etc known as White Wolf...
When: Jay's Stag party for the moment.
Where: In the cargo bay for as long as it lasts!
Jay stopped laughing when he relaised he was half naked handcuffed to
a railing in the cargo bays. "Its my stag night again isnt it..."
<SNICK>
Phil was suddenly holding a sword to a black(ish) knights neck, who
was nervously pointing in some unknown direction into the woods while
pleading, "The castle you seek is that way!"
"We must be back on Citadellia..." Said Jay while sitting a mud
puddle.
"Woah!" said White Wolf as he fell out of pine tree with a loud thud,
then got up and started picking some of the pine needles out of his
fur, "We've got to get out of this before we get hurt..."
<SNICK>
Jay was sitting at the controls of his customized Midget and
seemingly in mid wave, while Phil was standing over his memorial site
holding a small palm-pilot like object and appeared to have just
inputed a code into it.
And White Wolf was sitting upon Phil's headstone as it flashed with a
weird eerie blue light and the ground parted slighty as a small disk
popped out.
"We're in Cowes, Isle of Wight at my memorial site..." remarked Phil
recognizing the location.
"What's this Phil?" asked the huge hamster picking up the small disk.
Phil grabbed it possessively, "It's a very personal item of mine, if
you don't mind!"
The large hamster apologized "Sorry..."
<SNICK>
The three of them standing in the medi-bay, and Jay had a blue
hospital gown on, Phil was holding a cigar, and White Wolf a bed pan.
There was a loud female scream from the next room, quickly followed
by "Jay! I am *so* going to hurt you for this!!!"
"That's Alota!" Exclaimed Jay starting forward as a baby's cry was
heard, and then the Pink tree also dressed in a hospital gown came
out of the room holding a darling baby boy in it's arm's, and
*rustled* towards Jay.
"I think a Congratulations are in order, Jay!" Said White Wolf
putting down the bedpan, "We must be at the birth of one of your
children..."
"Hey, congrats on the bouncing baby boy, mate!" chipped in Phil.
<SNICK>
The three of them were standing underneath a huge oak tree with a old
tire swing, located upon a lone hill set among some farmers field.
"Bloody 'ell! I didn't even get to enjoy the moment or see Alota!"
lamented Jay.
"I wonder who's past or future we're in now?" Asked Phil while waving
off a bee that was trying to settle on his cigar.
"Dunno, But I sure wouldn't mind if we stayed here for a while, it
sure is peaceful." Remarked the overgrown hamster.
"Why, Whatever for? This is right out of Normal Rockwell, for god's
sake. I can't imagine anything more boring in all my time loops. "
stated Phil while casually sitting down amongst the fragrant flowers.
"Perhaps for you, But not for me. My life's always been continuous
move from place to another, and always filled with some kind of
threat. And ever since my current 'space hamster situation' I've come
to realise that I don't really have some of the things which
everybody else takes for granted. Like this swing for instance. I
always wanted a tire swing like this, when I was a kid. But with my
parents living at Alpha Beta Far base, and limited living space, I
couldn't have one." Remarked White Wolf.
"Might as well hop on, and take it for a spin while we're here..."
Offered Jay, also sitting down.
White Wolf dubious.
"Hey, it can't hurt the time stream anymore than we've already done,
now can it?" Rationalized Jay.
The huge hamster shrugged and jumped on the swing, then gave mighty
push off.
<SNICK>
They appeared on a snow covered mountainside, as the mammoth hamster
sailed through the air, and took a header into a snow drift.
Phil glanced sharpily at Jay, who said defensively, "Hey, I said it
couldn't hurt the time stream, I didn't say anything about him!"
"Well, we better dig him out anyhow." Ordered Phil throwing away his
cigar which was now sodden by the melting snow, and slowly got up,
while flinging the sticky wet snow off of him.
"Alright, Alright!" Said Jay getting up out of a nearby snowdrift and
going over to where White Wolf had disappeared into the snow, and
started searching around with his hands.
Phil followed suit, and called out, "Captain? Where are you?"
"Hey, I think I feel something furry!"
Suddenly a huge furry white shape stands up next to jay.
"Hey, look the snow has turned White Wolf *WHITE*!" Remarkes Jay
smirking.
"What are you talking about Jay? I'm over here." Says the brawny
hamster sticking his head up out of the snow bank next to Phil.
"If your over there, then who is this?" Asked Jay looking a little
sick to his stomach.
"That's a Yeti, you muppet!" exclaimes Phil.
"Don't yell." warns White Wolf, "just run."
"Crikey, I should have thought of that." replies Phil, jumping up out
of the snow bank along with the prodigious hamster and legging it.
The big white yeti, lets out a bellow of rage, and lunges for Jay.
"AHH!!!!" Screams Jay following suit, with the Yeti quickly giving
chase to the three Blue Dwarf Officers.
Then the three of them suddenly come up short on a overhanging ice
cliff, which drops off down the side of the mountain, as the seven
foot yeti advanced on them and growled menancingly.
"This would be *great time* for us to jump to another time!" Says
Phil.
"I'd even volunteer reliving any of my humilating moments in life if
It would help!" replies Jay.
White Wolf remarks, "I hate to bring this up guys, but I don't think
Yeti boy's the least of our problems, this overhang ain't very
stabl..."
With a shuddering >CCCCRRRRRAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKK< the icy overhang
snapped off and started sliding down the mountainside while all three
yelled "Ahhh!!!!"
<SNICK>
The huge chunk of ice shelf and it's three passengers were sailing
through the air before going >KERTHUD< into the ground heavily...
The three of the coughed at the dust cloud that was thrown up, it was
a little dark since it appeared to be early morning as the sun was
just peeking over the far hills, and there was a light wind.
"Just in a Snick of time." Remarked Phil, getting up off the smashed
ice shelf.
"You said that right!" replied Jay sliding off onto the dry dirt, "I
saw my life pass before my eyes, and it was way too short for even
one of those movie intermission things..."
"I wonder where we are now?" Asked the large hamster rolling onto the
ground and standing up, "do either of you recognise this place?"
"No." Said Jay, and Phil shook his head.
"Then we must be in one of your future's then. There's a sign facing
the other way over there, maybe it'll tell us where we are. " said
White Wolf, just as a wind blown newspaper him in the face.
Phil went to the other side of the sign and said, "I think we're in
real big trouble..." while he stood there looking a little gobsmacked.
"What? What is it Phil?" Said Jay walking around to read the sign
himself. While White Wolf pulled the wind blown newspaper off his
face and glanced at the page.
"We're in Roswell, New Mexico..." blurted Phil
"Around July 2nd, 1947..." Finished White Wolf.
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