My boyfriends...

just a sweet transvestite (sp?), from trans-sexual... (c'mon you guys
know the song)
<SNIP> "On my way." said Dean running out of his room in high-heels,
a dress, with his fake breasts bouncing up and down. "Hey Babe!" he
said as he sprinted past Jasmine. "What the?" she asked. <END SNIP>
"Oh Holly" Jasmine turned to the wall monitor on her left.
"Yeah dudette" Holly's face appeared quite quickly.
"Good you replay what just happened in the corridor to me please"
"Sure thing"
"On my way." said Dean running out of his room in high-heels, a
dress, with his fake breasts bouncing up and down. "Hey Babe!" he
said as he sprinted past Jasmine. "What the?" she asked. "Oh Holly"
"That's enough thanks Holly"
"What did you want that for?"
"I wanted to make sure I had just really seen Dean in a dress"
"I was shocked the first time I saw it to. Its just not right him
wearing a dress, I'm the one with the IQ of 6000 PE teachers, all I
can wear is masks and hats and make-up, its just not right"
"Holly! Why has a lot of weird stuff been happening on Blue Dwarf
lately?"
"Weird stuff always happen"
"I know but things are worse"
"That's because we have three polymorphs on board, they're
shapechangers and they are sucking peoples emotions, leaving most of
the crew quite unstable"
"Holly most of the crew aren't stable anyway"
"true true"
"Is there anyone other then me that's unaffected?"
"Cerebrum and Cain but neither are on the ship at the moment. The
Richards, but they're no where to be found, probably travelling and
then there's Jay... I think that's it"
"Hmmm, I don't know the Richards, lucky Cerebrum and Cain aren't here
as i'd hate to work with them anyway... so I gotta find Jay then..."
"In that case Jasmine take two very large steps backwards"
Jasmine took two very large steps backwards and just in time too
because Jay came through the floor in some kind of mech suit with
Keto and another man she didn't know in his hands.
<TAG>
So you know Andy/Jay I can't get back on the net til thursday
afternoon, its tuesday afternoon here now...
Jasmine *head hung in shame* "I'm dating Dean Thomas" Starbolt aka
Lace Chambers