Where's the Exit?

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Stuart 'Stewie' McKenzie's Log
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Cont. from "hahah ... I am DEAD serious .."
12.01 PM I glance around the dank area - I see my store - 'Sex and Cookies'.
I've gotta get outta here ...
12.05 PM - I remember that I have a radio - I contact Commander Niples about
the situation.
12.10 PM - Still no reply from Niples!
12.20 PM - I decide to make my way round - OH SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP - My wife
Christina is a prostitute! I talk to her and she spits on me - I feel so
unclean ...
12.30 PM - I'm hurrying to the flight deck - more than likely a Starbug or
even the Mad man's ship.
12.45 PM - I see a lingere shop and who should be behind the counter but my
employee Smith-Weston! Hurry up McKenzie ....
1.00 PM - I reach the elevator to find it destroyed. Oh ... god ...
2.00 PM - Reached the stairs and hurry to the Flight deck to hear an
announcement - with mono sound - no Dolby surround like in Blue Dwarf ...
"REPORT! EMERGEANCY!"
Ah crap it's Mad Man McKenzie
"ESCAPED PRISONER ALERT! DOPPELGANGER OF STUART MCKENZIE! FROM OTHER
BLUE DWARF! CAPTURE! CAPTURE!"
>Sigh< I've got to hurry ...
3.30 PM - HAHA! Reach the flight deck with no cap .. oh sh - IZZZ! Arg! Not
the doppelganger!
"Haha! I have caught you! You will die!"
"Not today matey ..."
"Oh okay .."
The Doppelganger walks off and I make my way into M.M.McK.'s Ship.
"Hey! Wait a minute!", the Doppelganger cries and runs to his ship
only to find the ship lifting off and burning the soft - light bee of
M.M.McK. The ship lifts off and zips back to the SANE ship Blue Dwarf.
Although I could see that M.M.McK wasn't destroyed, well at least I thought
he was still a hologram and not a crumbling soft-light bee.
3.50 PM - Reach the SANE Ship and stumble back to my quarters - say hello to
CHristina - and collapse on the bed - hope Christina doesn't take this in
the wrong way ..
END LOG
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