I pitty the fool...

"Lets burn rubber Chrysler!" White Wolf yelled, climbing into the front passenger seat, Jay nodded, put the van in gear, and screeched toward the santas, knocking a large group of them aside, ploughing through them like a bowling ball.
 
"Those little buggers are goin get blasted...dean..Open the door..."
 
"Why does He have to do it?" asked Jas
 
"Cos I'm holding onto out secret weapon that's why and I need a clear shot..."
 
"Whats the weapon?" asked Cerebrum.
 
"EEEEEEEEEE?"
 
"Yep...it's a viral charged compacted super dense object that can travel in a psuedo-steatlh trajectoy..."
 
The whole van, in Jay, simply went
 
"Huh???"
 
"It's MP ona  skateboard tied to a bit of string, which in turn *I* shall be holding thank you mr Chrysler, and a load of grenades.."
 
"Where's the viral aspect..."
 
"He not had his shots for a while..."
 
Cerebrum looked out the van window.."They getting near..."
 
"Get ready to deploy the midget...."
 
 
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