Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] It Could Be You

 
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"Uh...Holly, please open the door," said Tara."I'm sorry, there is a security lockdown in progress," announced Holly, "So no.""Holly, open the smegging door!" snapped Keto."I'm sorry, there is a security lockdown in progress," announced Holly, "Didn't you hear?""Guys?" said L'Ontar, tapping Keto and Tara on the shoulders. They turned around."HO. HO. HO."
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"Help" squeaked Keto who had a huge metal hand round his neck.
All of a sudden Evil Santa let go and broked own and cries "I never really wante dto be an evil robot you know,I wanted to be a lumber jack" He then proceeded into a tuneless renidition of the famous song from Monty Python.
When he finished the now confused audience just looked at one another...
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Sorry it's short the fountain of ideas is running dry.L'ontar and L'ornt- not unusual just misunderstoodWith Yahoo! Mail you can get a bigger mailbox -- choose a size that fits your needs