JP : Choccy Ice Cream?

Who: Tara, PhilWhere: Their quartersWhen: some time after Phil's promotion
 
Tara sat in her quarters eating a jumbo sized tub of chocolate ice cream whilst crying to herself.
 
She could hear Phil and MP in the corridor arguing about a purchase...."Look, if it was paid for with MY credit card it means I own the purchase..allright," he said stepping through the door and stoping on seeing Tara crying.
 
Tara looked up from her ice cream and feebly acknowlaged Phil."Hi." She said.
 
"Choccy ice cream...What's the matter...Keto been shouting at you again.?""EE?" said MP waving a bit of paper at Phil."Okay..Look, I've got some good news to tell ya, but first, what's upset you?"
 
Tara broke out into a fresh batch of sobs."I killed him!" She wailed.
 
This stunned Phil, who thought of himself as the ship's resident psychopath."Killed who? You not gone and flushed the kids pet guinea pig down the chemical toilet again have ya?"
 
"No *sniff* I killed Charlie! *Wail* *sob*" Tara looked at Phil "You are going to lock me up again now arn't you? I won't go I tell you!!"
 
"look your not mkaing any sense....I' just come here to tell you that for some mad reason I've been given a tempory position as ships XO so that means better quarters...""EEEEEEEEE!" said MP waving his bit of paper"Oh yes...and MP is now the proud owner of Dr.Charles Keto, or at the very least quite a bit of his stuff, the auction wasn't too clear on that point..."
 
Tara wailed again shocking Phil."You mean Xavier. Not Charles, I killed Charlie back in med  school.... in the fire...." She said totally ignoring the point about XO
 
"You killed Charles...Even though he's been on this ship for about 2 or three years...and now your telling me that Charles is not Charles but Xavier....I need a whiskey...." said Phil going towards the midget-proof (3001(c) PFB Enterprises(Tm)) drinks cabinet.
 
Tara looked at Phil in disbelief"You don't believe me. Even though my records state that I am a depressed psycopath?!"
 
Phil knocked back his whiskey in one shot. "My dear, you are talking to someone who has been killed, possesed, reborn and abducted through time more times then MP goes through Alota's underwear drawer...It's not I don't belive you...but I just dont undertand a word you are saying..."
 
Tara took a deep breath."I... am... a... murderer." She started to cry again.
 
"You're saying you killed our doctor, even though Cerebrum just brought lots of his stuff..You are losing it...I'm going to parrots to get pissed...you can come with me if you like..." said Phil, the words Tara had just said taking it's time to filter though to his brain..
 
"Charles and Xavier Keto are twins. I killed Charles. Xavier took his identity and became the Doctor Charles should have been..... Keto s selling all his stuff why?"
 
"Twins...Right...That's a good one...Tell me is Jay or Dean putting you up to this cos you almost had me there for a sec..."
 
Tara gave Phil 'the look'."I don't want to have to do this to you Phil. But ask... ask my old Psychiatrist, James Medows." She handed Phil a card and sniffed sadly.
 
Phil took the card..."James Medows...I've been wanting to have a word with him for a while....", Said Phil taking the card and starting to leave the room.
 
As Phil left the room, Tara got out a laptop and Phil's credit card and typed in the adress for e-bay.
 
a JP by:Tara Clevage-Febuggure(unemployed)andPhil Febuggure(XO)
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