Time to change undewear i feel

Phil was just about to punch Cannon out for the sake of it when MP and Dave went "eeep!"
 
Looking out the window Phil saw BD do a "Thomas" manuver into EJ's ship...
 
"Shit...BD just crashed, my home is gone...." said Dave starting to blubber
 
"EEEEEE!" said MP realsing his porn stash has just gone up in smoke
 
"I hope everyone got out of there" cried Phil...
 
"I hope they didnt..." laughed Cannon...Phil pulled the trigger on his EMP gun, knoocking Cannon out
 
Phil smacked the comms button..."This is XO Phil Febuggure...All craft report in with status and what crew you have on board...NOW!"
 
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** 10 mins later **
 
Phil sat brooding in the starbug which MP had named "Galatica" for some reason...This was the worse day of his life...even worse then that day when he got he flies caught in his zipper and then fell into the salt bath Tara had just made...
 
Things were bad...very bad indeed.... and this was the only things they had to go on..
 
1 ) ALL beer had been destroyed, although a couple of rumors were that someone had smuggled some somewhere.
2 ) BD was buggered
3 ) The only link they had to the hym' was a mental hologram
4 ) All the beer had gone
5 ) 99% of the crew had escaped...it was a pity that Cerebrum was amongst the surviors
6 ) All the beer had gone
7 ) All the shuttles were used and not really suitable for long range travel.
8 ) All the beer had gone
9 ) Cannon was programed by the hym''
 
This last thought brought Phil out of his musing...It gave him an idea....hitting the comms button again he called for All senior staff to fly their respective craft to his...there was going to be an intergotaion of a hologram...by a hologram....
 
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