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"TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE!" came the computers voice.
Everyone turned to see what Phil would emerge as, alota taking the
ketchup bottle from Jays hand,
The smoke cleared, the tube retracted.
Phil stepped out.
and spoke..
"EEEEEEEEEEE"
"Dear god no......." Jay said bluntly
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It was at this point that Kieth, bewildered, half mad, starved and
frozen as he was, finally got to the point of accepting that all hope
of recovering sanity was lost. "Excuse me, but is that tiny little
guy there and that delicious looking toastie... Hmmm, toastie... The
same thing or am I totally loopy?"
Alota drew herself up to her ull captainly stature "Yep, that is
indeed the same person you just tried to eat."
Kieth was having trouble "Uh huh, and this is the crew I've been
chasing across the depths of space...?"
"yes, that'd be us..." Dean added.
"Why oh why didn't I just die out there?" Kieth's eyes strayed to
Alota's behind "Mind you, it might not have been a complete waste of
time after all..."
<Tag, but just for Jay as I know his player will want to settle this
personally!> ;-)