I'm gonna post and u can't stop me!!!

NRPG: Cool pik Kayne, but if u think that's gonna stop me from completely
whupping ur ass in the flight exam...
;)
RPG:
Blue Dwarf
A Different Universe Altogether
There was a flash of light, and Jimmy Johnson finally landed. He opened his
eyes and discovered he was in a room surrounded by women.
"James, are you okay?" said Commander Niples, a six foot blond with HUGE
jugs of milk which she was pouring for James to drink.
"Um, yeah, uh, what's happening? Are we going back to Earth?" he asked.
"Don't you remember James? The Earth was destroyed?"
"What? Oh god it's a nightmare world!"
"Yes, anyway, it was decided since men were mostly stupid, the colony ship
would be crewed entirely by women," Niples explained.
"With one man crewmember to provide sperm," Cannon said.
"WHAT?" Jimmy said, he was starting to put the pieces together, to make a
particularly pleasant picture.
"Yes, your the one man, we're relying on you to impregnate all of us, are
you sure you're up to it?" Niples asked.
Jimmy smiled, "Well, I'd better get back to work then..."
BACK IN OUR UNIVERSE
BLUE DWARF
"Well, I'd better get back to work then..." James groaned.
He sat down at his console, "This is the JMC Mining Ship Blue Dwarf, Red
Dwarf come in! This is the JMC Mining Ship Blue Dwarf, Red Dwarf, come in!"
And thus he remained until a suitable sub plot appeared.
Behind him Efof and Kayn enterred the room, Kayn gave Efof a dirty look,
Efof gave Kayn a slightly confused/naive look.
"Now let me just make one thing clear!" Kayn said, looking Efof in the eye,
"I need this job, I'm the best person for this job, so if I were you I'd
give up right now and go home!"
Efof looked confused, "OH I GET IT!" he said happily, "You're being
aggressive! Sorry, I didn't get it. I'm a bit confused about that sort of
stuff."
Kayn was a bit confused, then said, "Yeah! You'd better get it!"
"What? The job? Well I sort of hope so..."
Efof began.
"JUST!" Kayn shut up, "Just shut up! May the best man win. HU-man..."
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