I'm just a sweet transistor...

WHO: Elwood and whoever
WHERE: Landing on the BD
WHEN: Some time inbetween 'Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors',
and 'Button Moon' (yes, I live for 80s TV)
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With a metallic sigh, the tasteless Starbug gently settled into the
landing bay and powered down.
With another metallic sigh, Elwood switched off the television in the
cockpit and followed the other engineering-minded crewmembers from
the transport.
"Holly..." the ubër skutter said as the majority of said crew
vanished into Parrots; "What needs to be done to get the ship
spaceworthy again?"
There were a few seconds of silence before the AI appeared, looking
quite anxious.
"I don't know! Why does everyone think that I know about that kind of
thing?!" Holly replied, glancing to one side every few seconds.
"What's the matter Holly?" Elwood said, tilting his head; "Why are
you distracted?"
"Because I want to find out who the father of Mary-Anne's unborn
child is!" the balding head said quickly; "It could be Brad, Chad or
Lord Winklebottom's cousin!"
Now it was the skutter's turn to pause for thought.
"Watching TV Hol?" he said eventually.
"Yep"
"Can you take 2 seconds of your time to print me off a list of things
to do?"
"Fine..." Holly sighed, sending the appropriate data to a nearby
printer; "Just leave me alone... in two minutes we see who was behind
the murder of Jamie's faithful dog!"
The AI vanished, leaving Elwood alone in the corridor as metres of
paper buzzed from the printer...
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