Windows 95 Rules OK

The creature stopped, then pulled a silly face. It staggered around for a while, the it screamd as a metal banister railing came clean throuh it's stomach and ripped it open.And out fell a very wet miner, who landed in as heroic pose as he could manage."I don't believe it..." Gasped Phil.Jay simply gawped...<END SNIP>
"Jay." came Dean's voice over the comm.
"..." He was still speechless.
"Oi! Jay!" Dean flicked up on the nearest vid screen. "Alota, slap him."
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"Oi!" yelled Jay, leaping back and covering his red cheek, whilst Wirrals got up, as no one was admiring his pose anymore.
"You guys should get up here right away."
"Where's here?" asked Alota, carefully removing a piece of ointment monster from her tunic.
"Well, It was the Driveroom."
"Was?"
"Well, actually, it will be the driveroom."
"It will be the drive room?" asked Phil, "Dean have you been at the Starbug fuel again?"
"The driveroom, a few cargobays and 2 shuttlebays are all in a time when they were being built. As it stands, the only part of the driveroom that is complete is the bulkhead."
"In that case, how can you be calling us from the Driveroom?" asked Jay
"I'm next door. In "Medieveal Store Cupboard Land"." said Dean, simply.
"Ah." said Alota.
"Hang on." said Amber, "Reality Check. If there is no driveroom. No one is driving the ship."
"Well, technically I'm on duty..." started Dean.
"Ok, no one qualified is driving the ship." she corrected herself
"Doesn't matter" said Keith. "Listen to what Dean said. THere is no control mechanisms. The Dwarf is flying without any navigation."
"Actually," said Dean, "It gets worse."
"How can it get worse?"
"Well, Holly's gone back to 1996."
"So?"
"So he's running Windows 95."
"We're dead." said Phil, watching as a screen behind Dean came up with "Error 2094: Immediate and complete buggeration of system in progress."
 
Dean "Buggeration" Thomas
 
<OOC: Apologies for lack of posts. Been on Duke of Edinburgh>