Seymour "Royal Virtual Ascot"

Seymour Niples
Our Blue Dwarf
Lunch Time
Seymour was dressed in a grey suit and tails with a blue silk
waistcoat under it, completed with a top hat. He proudly strolled
down the Engineering corridor that took him to the bording hatches.
Some scruffy engineers leaning on their industrial spanners mock wolf-
whistled him in his posh gear while others shouted obscenities in a
Barnsley accent while shaking their wrists in a wanking gesture.
He had been pretty annoyed when he found out that a team had already
gone to the alernate Blue Dwarf without him, as an Ambassador of the
Royal Family, he took it into his job description that this also
meant the must be an Ambassador for our dimension.
He spotted Jay coming through the hatch shaking his head and looking
annoyed.
"Ahh Mr. Chrysler, a word if I may? About the first contact with the
alternate vessel..."
Jay saw him and pricked an eyebrow when he saw Seymour's even posher
than normal attire.
"A bit dressed up aren't ya mate? Even for you!"
"Seymour straightened out his jacket adjusted his cravatte.
"Why thankyou for noticing! It is traditional for me at this time of
year to visit Royal Ascot, if not in person then I connect to the
interactive webcast via the AR machines... I thought I might be able
to visit this alternate future's Royal Ascot but it seems it is not
the same. The horses seem to have been enhanced with some various
kinds of ointment and have an irregular amount of limbs. Anyway I
want to discuss my role of Ambassador, it seems you are not taking
advantage of my position in first contact sit-"
"Ointment... that figures" Jay rolled his eyes.
"...as an ambassador I feel I should represent our reality to any
other possible plane of existence, and furthermore..."
Jay realised he was bored already and tried to get away. "Oh Sorry
Seymour I think i hear Dean crashing something, i'll have to talk to
you later about this. Feel free to go and erm... represent the Queen
or whatever right now while we're docked with the other BD."
"Splendid, I think I jolly well will." Saymour said and walked
through the gangplank.
<Tag to anyone who wants to join me, crap post I know and it was
gonna be longer but i have to go!>